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有次在学校食堂排队买饭，听前边一东北口音的同学说：叔，来份土豆牛肉盖饭，少放点土豆。语气和称呼都让人感觉特别亲切。然后老板HLL的来了句：那就没啥了……
有个老太太把a4的纸撕成四分，然后叠起来，每次出门坐公交都放兜里，而且还不愿意坐着，别人问为什么？她说:这个跟钱似的，让小偷偷的，偷完气死他用的……
初三那年有一条“青少年反锁房门打飞机猝死”的新闻，搞得班上男生相顾失色，人人自危。同桌羞涩地问我:”一周打几次算正常？”我当时是团支书，不好意思说不知道，就沉稳地回答:“不要超过两次吧”GC的是同桌紧张地追问:“那超过两次怎么办？”我不知道哪来的灵感，安慰他:“不要空腹打就行了。。。”
老妈一和老爸打架就开始陈述血泪史，那天又打电话了，说当年天天吵架，家里条件也不好，拿起暖瓶想想舍不得砸，拿起碟子碗舍不得扔，剪件衣服更是心疼了，最后咬了咬牙，撕了张报纸～～张报纸～～～报纸～～纸
学校计算机协会活动决赛的dota对决，双方一边是学生队一边是老师队。学生队的队长接过话筒就说：我们的参赛宣言是：对不起，这场比赛我要赢。我顺口就接了一句：老师们的宣言是：对不起，这个学期你要挂……
高中有一个很2的同学和一个很厉害的班主任 哥只是个传说 有天正上班主任的课 他在睡觉 老师也没看见 突然他猛的站起来 狠狠的拍了下桌子 老师说你咋了 他说 我刚刚做了个噩梦 老师说 别害怕 你的噩梦才刚开始…开始……
一日急诊科收到一因情抹脖自杀的花季少女，主治大夫的一句话估计彻底颠覆了她的世界观，人生观，价值观……大夫说：姑娘，人家自杀抹的是颈动脉，您可好，把气管抹开了，你是不是觉得进出气更通畅了？！……
体育系那哥们，第一次和女朋友开房，没经验，脑子里全部想起了网上那些小电影，于是摸到被窝里一通乱扯。后来满头大汗，他说：奇怪原来丝袜这么难撕。妹子说：我穿的是秋裤……
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
