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> - 5.30
> - ustajanje
> - rakijica (0.3)
> - obuci maskirnu uniformu
> 5.45
> - naloži vatru ispod kazana, u kazan sipaj vodu
> - proveri da li je svinja još živa i da li je u svinjcu
> - rakijica (0.3)
> - probudi ženu i decu
> - dok žena kuva kafu, probudi komšije i pozovi ih
> 6.30
> - zajednička kafa i rakijica (0.5)
> - još jedna rakijica (0.5)
> 7.00
> - sa čoporom komšija otiđi do svinjca
> - probudi svinju (ženu si već probudio)
> - dok komšija drži svinju za rep ti joj stavi sajlu na njušku
> - vuci svinju iz svinjca na dvorište
> - sad je vreme da svinja opali jednogkomšiju po nozi a tebe ugrize
> - pusti svinju
> - psuj
> - još psuj, naročito ženu koje nema
> - rakijica (0.5)
> - rakijica (0.5)
> - opet malo psuj
> - pljuni
> - rakijica (0.5)
> - polij malo rakije po rani
> 7.45
> - opet uhvati svinju i pri tom joj psuj mater i onoga ko ju je stvorio takvu
> - opet malo psuj ženu
> - uzmi sikiru
> - nišaniš sikirom da opališ svinju posred čela
> - drška sikire je malo vlažna pa tise omakne i svinju samo malo ošamutiš
> - psuj ženu koja je sikiru držala na vlažnom mestu
> - rakijica (iz flaše)
> - pljuni
> - opet zamani sikirom
> - dok svinja mlati nogama uhvati nož i prikolji je
> - dok je kolješ poseci i svoj prst
> - ne znaš da li više krvari svinja ili ti
> - psuj svinju i ženu koje opet nema
> - baci nož u đubre pored svinjca
> - još psuj ženu i njenu mamu
> - rakijica (iz flaše)
> - iz flaše polij ranu na prstu
> - dok ti žena zavija prst psuj joj mater, svinju i današnji dan
> 9.15
> - iz kazana sipaj vrelu vodu u korito
> - ubaci svinju > - ošuri svinju
> - očisti je od čekinja što brže možeš
> - skini papke
> - prinesi kuke koje si pripremio
> 10.00
> - vidiš da ti fali jedna kuka zavešanje
> - psuj ženu koja je izgubila kuku ipreti joj da ćeš je obesiti o istu,ako je nađeš
> - trči po selu i traži ko ima da pozajmi kuku
> - pri tome po celom selu psuj ženu,njenu majku i današnji dan
> - kad nađeš kuku kod dvanaestogkomšije, obesi svinju
> 11.00
> - vadiš creva
> - dok režeš trbuh, probiješ creva injihov sadržaj se razlije po utrobi
> - psuj ženu, onog ko ju je rodio i tupe noževe
> - rakijica (0.5) > - operi utrobu vodom
> - pri tom ulij malo vode u čizme
> - psuj ženu koje opet nema
> - rakijica (0.5)
> - pljuni
> - izvadi iznutrice
> - operi svinju iznutra
> - raspolovi svinju
> - dok sečeš, sikira ti se omakne iodsečeš po rebrima umesto posredini krmenadle
> - psuj ženu, sikiru i svinju
> - pivo (0,5)
> - pljuni
> - pivo (0.5)
> - popravi što se popraviti može
> - raseci do kraja
> - odnesi polutke na sto
> 12.00
> - prvo oguli slanine pa iseci čvarke
> 12.30
> - uzmi uzorak mesa za pregled na trihinelozu
> - sedi u auto i odnesi u veterinarsku ambulantu na pregled
> - zaboravio si pare pa moraš da sevratiš
> - psuj ženu koja ti nije pripremila novčanik
> 13.30
> - vrati se u ambulantu
> - kad se vratiš iz ambulante džigericu i bubrege daj ženi da ispeče
> - pivo (0,5)
> - sin skida kožuru sa slanine
> - pokazuješ mu kako se to radi iposečeš prst
> - psuješ nesposobnog sina, njegovumajku, slaninu, mast i čvarke
> - operi kazan i stavi čvarke u njega
> 14.30
> - žena topi mast i čvarke
> - pivo (0.5)
> - samelji meso
> - dodaj so, papriku, malo vina, šećerai biber
> - probaj
> - dodaj još malo soli
> - pivo (0,5)
> - probaj
> - dodaj paprike
> - probaj
> - dodaj bibera
> - probaj
> - pitaj komšiju šta on misli
> - dodaj još malo soli
> - zovi ženu da i ona proba
> - kaži ženi da nema pojma jer joj jesmesa preljuta, preslana iprezačinjena
> - pošalji ženu nazad kod kazana za mast
> - pivo (0,5)
> 16.45
> - napuni creva
> - pošto creva pucaju, psuj creva,svinjokolj, ženu koja ih je kupila i mesara koji joj je prodao
> - pivo (0,5)
> - skupi kobasice
> 18.00
> - proveri mast
> - skini kazan
> - polij malo vrele masti sebi po ruci
> - trči unaokolo i deri se, guraj ruku u sneg, psuj ženu koja je za sve kriva
> - psuj mast, čvarke i ženinu majku
> - pivo (0,5)
> 19.00
> - iscedi čvarke
> - izlij mast u kante
> 20.00
> - pivo (0,5)
> - pošalji ženu da sve opere i pospremi
> 21.00 - 23.00
> - pivo (0,5)
> - pivo (0,5)
> - pivo (0,5)
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
