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Draga ženo...

Protekle godine trudio sam se oko tebe tačno 365 puta, pri čemu sam imao uspeh 36 puta.

17 puta - ti je bilo hladno
10 puta - ti je bilo vruće
25 puta - su djeca bila još budna
20 puta - si bila umorna
83 puta - nisi mogla iz tehničkih razloga
5 puta - je bilo previše rano
25 puta - je bio otvoren prozor, pa bi neko mogao čuti
8 puta - su te boljela leđa
10 puta - si previše popila
21 puta - nisi bila raspoložena
17 puta - je plakalo dete, i dok sam ga ja umirio, ti si zaspala
10 puta - si rekla da ideš ginekologu
18 puta - si imala frizuru
15 puta - je bilo previše kasno
25 puta - si došla kasno s posla
20 puta - su ti u firmi digli pritisak

U 36 slučajeva gde sam imao uspeh, 34 puta nije bilo zadovoljstva jer:
4 puta - je škripao krevet
5 puta - si me stalno upozoravala da pazim
8 puta - si me upravo pred kraj pitala da li sam zaključao vrata
1 put - sam prestao s aktivnošću jer si urlala pa sam
mislio da te boli
8 puta - si iz kreveta konstatovala da treba okrečiti plafon
8 puta - sam prestao s aktivnošću jer si zaspala.

Nakon podrobne analize o uzrocima naše neaktivnosti i praćenja tvojih izgovora, sumnjam da će u ovoj sledećoj godini zadovoljstvo biti postignuto. Iskorišćenost naših kapaciteta je samo 10%, što je po mišljenju stručnjaka neispravno, uzme li se u obzir da mašina koja se ne podmazuje i ne koristi, brže propada. Kako ja imam veliki interes u očuvanju moje mašine i ne želim da brzo propadne, odlučio sam potražiti alternativna rešenja i našao sam dva:

1. prelaz na ručnu obradu
2. promena partnera, to jest tebe.

Ovim te obaveštavam da sam odabrao alternativu 2. kao povoljniju, dinamičniju i moderniju (alternativa 1. bi znacila povratak u prošlost). Ako te ko pita gde sam, možeš reći da
sam otišao da kupim cigarete.

Tvoj bivši muž.

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