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Missing Moose!
President Bolliver Sockwash has reported his girlfriend... I mean his prize moose missing. He claims it disappeared during the battle for CEC. He thinks that spies from Portugal snuck into his bedroom... I mean his moose pen and snuck off with the moose. Officials in Portugal claim there have been no moose sightings in the area but there have been what sounds like terrified cries from sheep late at night in the Presidential Palace but assure us this is normal. Canadian locals saw several relatives of Gord in the area the night the moose disappeared and suspect foul play. The moose who goes by the name of "Snuggles" was said to be wearing a naughty school girl uniform and leather boots with a whip in it's mouth the night of the disappearance. If anyone finds the moose Bolliver Sockwash is said to be offering a reward of a six pack of beer of your choice.
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Good strategy, bad strategy or no strategy?
During the recent battle for CEC which is now but a memory we were allowed in the war room of Canada during the daychange round. Canada was down early in the round do to major overkill on the Portugal side. President Bolliver Sockwash and his Vice President papa2009 were seen talking strategy for quite some time. They decided the best strategy would be for everyone to hold that round and Bolliver proceeded to shout to his people to hold this round and regroup. During the rest of the round Bolliver seemed to be caving under the stress and was seen complaining to his Vice President when suddenly papa2009 slapped Bolliver across the face and yelled "Get a hold of yourself man!" The room got tense and around T-3 all strategy when out the window when Bolliver yelled "Fu#$ it! Lets do this shi-!" and began to attack and Canada eventually won the round.
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Is President Bolliver losing it?
The other day under much stress President Bolliver suggested to his citizens that they should stand down from the battles in their country and help their allies in hopes of gaining support in the future for their battles with Portugal before going to bed. The next morning after a poor nights sleep Bolliver began reading some Canadian shouts and not liking what he saw began flaming a Canadian merc noob. Still aggravated Bolliver looked for wars to fight in and proceeded to once again throw all strategy out the window and started and RW in Cork/Kerry. Witnesses say President Bolliver then proceeded to hit for the wrong side of his own RW. Witnesses also state if someone from Portugal hadn't started to hit he may have dropped all his damage for the wrong side. Bolliver was then seen to have switched sides and started to then hit for Canada. When questioned by a reporter about his actions Bolliver got a crazy look in his eyes and began hitting himself in his head yelling "STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!" When later asked by another reporter his reply was "I was trying to trick the enemy into hitting for us."
Witnesses claim Bolliver is not himself lately and has also begun writing articles about himself.
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Who is Gord?
Gord and his minion multies have been seen all over Canada and recently Portugal fighting for Canada. Who is the man behind Gord and his multies. When President Bolliver was asked by a reporter about the situation he only replied "I have seen Averagegord and Papagord but until I see Bolligord I will remain unimpressed."
We hope you liked this edition of The Desert Rat where our motto is - "If you don't have anything to write about then write about yourself!"
On a side note we are unsure at this time if Bolliver will make an appearance in IRC tonight but sources say his evil twin Bollibeer might make an appearance later this evening.
If he does make it some of the festivities will include:
1. Ask Bollibeer anything about his real life.
2. and at the same time play Is Bollibeer lying or telling the truth?
3. Finally we will be taking bets on what time Bollibeer will pass out in his own vomit!
Make sure you vote and sub,
Bolliver
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