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Hello comrades, Fructekomandante here with a big announcement! Fruit.txt has officially moved its offices to South China, Malaysia. Some may be asking why I chose to move it to China instead of actual Malaysia, the simple answer is cheap labor to hand write all the newspapers I mass produce, ensuring higher quality (the tears on every page make it a better read) and stability, we all know they will never be free again. That is not all I wanted to talk about with this article, however, so i will get started now. Today I want to tell you the story of my move to Malaysia and why I left South Korea, It all started the month Kaige was elected el presidente for the month. I was always a big supporter of Dear Leader Drago, and so it is very painful for me to explain what happened. I was walking one day with my fellow comrades ready to smash up Tenkyu's factories in Korea (a common sport in SK, mind you) when I saw Dear Leader Drago outside. This is a very rare occasion, you almost never see him outside and when he is he rides in his Dragomobile, which is essentially a tank(with a cannon and all) he rides around in public with. I saw him talking with his ministers, and suddenly they put a bag over his head and a van drove up close to him, a gunman came out and shot him, then dumped him in a rather polluted river nearby named Tenkyu River (the police won't go in the river it is so polluted, not even for Dear Leader).
Tenkyu River
The friends I was walking with all ran in terror at the fact their beloved leader was assassinated, the cowards. The van drove off and was never seen again, then Drago had a speech the same day. It seemed like him, so I disregarded what I saw as a regular murder(happens all the time), perhaps it wasn't actually Drago. However after a month or so, I was invited to a national address from Dear Leader due to my superior newspaper. Drago came out and talked for a bit about the current situation in Korea, then he came to the subject of Taiwan, the lights went out and the national broadcast was cut due to the reality of the power going out. Dear Leader is known for his humor so people speculated he was saying it was "lights out" for Taiwan, however I knew something was wrong. The lights came back on, Drago was gone, then he reappeared, sort of flickering in and out as the power gained stability. He was a hologram, the real Drago had indeed been assassinated by his ministers and this projection similar to that of the one at coachella was their talking puppet(coincidentally there was no first row and it was always dimly lit, so you could never notice his true 2d form). Suddenly, armed guards appeared and began opening fire on the crowd, I was able to escape but I knew I had to get out of here. The craziest thing was the speech resumed immediately after, granted it was a little smoky from all the gunfire but no one was able to see all the bodies on the broadcast. I knew exactly where I should go, the land I was once king of in a dimension long lost. I contacted their Dear Leader Rec, he reminded me of Drago and it brought manly tears to my eyes while speaking to him on the phone. He seemed to have a somewhat Arabic accent, but I never recalled Malaysians ever sounding Arab before.
talking to Rec
Rec agreed to let me seek refuge in his country, and in return I would give him the launch cod- nevermind, I shouldn't have said that. Hopefully the Chinese workers producing this will edit that out or it will mean the end of my life by assassination. Now it was time to find a way there, I contacted Danyeo but it seems the whole airport of his was shut down for the day due to lack of currency, you'd think it wouldn't work that way and the workers could wait a day for their paycheck, but I guess not. Next I considered taking a boat, however every boat in Korea was made for the ride to Taipei and not really for anywhere further, especially not Malaysia. So I waited for about a week and Malaysia started their war against China and India, enough that I could reach their new borders via boat. The problem before was if you were caught in Chinese borders they would send their robotic soldiers after you, but now it was just a simple drive South once I arrived on boat. I arranged for someone to meet me with a car and I was on my way to my new home. Upon arriving in Malaysia I noticed something very different about them, I had passed a military platoon and I swear I saw them on camels. I was very confused, but then I saw the actual city.
picture of Malaysia at night
It was like looking straight at Saudi Arabia, It seems all that oil has gotten to the their heads. Rec sent a driver to come get me at my new house and he arrived in an Audi , I then met Rec and told him what happened, what I planned to do; and asked if I could set up shop in South China. He agreed and gave me full citizenship and a Ghutrah of my own AND a free SUV. So here I am, in Malaysia.
Rec handling the immigration forms
TL;DR: Drago was killed, replaced with hologram and glitched out during speech revealing this, I move to Malaysia where their oil-based economy clearly shows.
Until Next time,
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