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1)OGLASI
Dojadilo vam je da stalno slušate kako komšija peva falšovi, i da slušate glasnu muziku koja Vam se ne sviđa? Moj predlog vam je da kupite Bata Zajine kartone od jaja!! Super efikasnim, sa 4 sloja, garantuje Vam da ćete biti izolovani od štetnih zvukova muzike od Vašega komšiju. Za više informacija pozovite Bata Zaju na njegov broj telefona.
Guzoje: Gledam u tarot karte, ali ne znam da ih tumačim. Gledam u pasulj, isključivo prebranac. Gledam u oprane šolje, cene POVOLJNE.
Totalno nova garderoba u butik kod Živicu! Butik se nalazi u ulici gde je radnja otvorena. Tamo Vas čeku najnovije modne kreacije: kožne čakšire, košni opanci i drugi noviteti, i sve to u butik kod našu dragu Baba Živicu.
U jedno selo blizu mojega sela pojaviše se neke kara-karakondžule. Eve Vi diskripcija od njega: račupane guste crne obrve, plave oči ki flomaster, kosa ki u Nikolu simića samo crna kao tatin žuti Lada. Nosi flašu u koju je sveća, i to upaljena. Ko je plašljiv preparučujem mu da ne čita dalje. Ima zubi poređani i raspored časova ( sa sve veliki odmori) izdužene trojke zubi, ogrnut je sa icepani BELI čaršaf, ima zabijen štraf u koleno, ali se ne vidi od tufnastih pantalona. Ako ga vidite preparučujem da begate ki muva bez glavu!
2)VICOVI
Sretnu se dva psihijatra.
- Dobar dan, dobro ste.
Kako sam ja?
- I vi ste dobro.
Ubio Crnogorac ženu poslije 35 godina braka. Na suđenju pita ga sudac:
- Pa dobro, što ste to uradili baš sada nakon toliko godina, a ne nekada ranije?
- Ma lijenost, druže sudija. Sve danas ću, sutra ću i nikako...
Zaustavi pajkan kola, pridje i zatrazi od vozaca vozacku dozvolu.
PAJKAN:
- “Sta si ti po zanimanju?”
VOZAC:
- “Ja sam BIOenergeticar.”
PAJKAN:
- “Ma ne pitam te sta si bio…”
3) PESMA (ali pre toga nešto malo od uvod)
Ko ne zna ja imam 12 godina, i svi moji vršnjakovi mrzu da pišu na teme: Jesen u ovome, onome itd...
Meni jednom bila takva tema za domaći, ali da napišemo pesmu. Ja sam zaboravio, a na času srpskog sam je na brzaka napisao, pa eve kako je to zvučalo:
JESEN U MOM KRAJU
Gledam u astal,
Ne znam šta da pišem s´pamet manevrišem.
Daklem, jesen je stigla, mamo moja,
Nešto miriše, izgore ti proja.
Listovi opadu sve je žuto,
Nema ga Sunce, nešto je ljuto.
Duva vetar, novi fazon fura,
I uz to nam kapiju gura.
Jesen je stigla, deca po blatu klize,
Vruća mi se gibanica grize.
Ajvar miriše, miris opija,
A sem toga se oseća i kuvana rakija.
Eve da znate privodim kraju,
Ovako izgleda jesen u mojem zavičaju.
Daklem, Vaš master zabavljač Đoka Vi se odjavljuje za danas i odlazi da se... Nema veze gde idem pozdravljam Ve sve totalno i hvala što ste čitali i ovaj članak!!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
