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Posted 11 years ago by
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Hello Dear Readers,

Today i want to show you some epic fail Trolly as always, no happy ending, enraged nerds - BIG TIME ( i mean myself)

Lets start.

As everybody knows we started a battle in Silesia.. some may say that this is madness ! :O :O





Indeed we had a lot of preparation, lot of RW's . We involved a lot of work, believe me or not.....

Hungary signed a NAP with Austria ! Yupppiiii , finally ... and they had some rounds to take in order to claim their regions baack .. and then




We thought people will be reasonable enough to get their precious BH's with a few k's .. but guess we were wrong

horribly wrong .... dafuq i mean




As you people see, there are guys who don't understand the meaning of the F**king NAP !
Tower guy, I will buy you an alarm clock for justa paund ( Paundland ofcourse ) So next time you get BH it will be with less than 123124124123 dmg

I thought it is over ( this round was before Day Change, i cant say these people are dumb, yeah they dropped dmg BUT( here comes the lovely butt )




But*t



Gabcsika is a nice guy, i had some good memories of him - hitting when needed .... but he and everybody else really, how to say, they were mindless today ! !!! Sparta again ! Chaaarge !
YOU HAVE GODDAMN NAP PEOPLE THINK MAYBE ? IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO THINK IN MODERN DAYS GET GINKO BILOBA AND THINK ! ....

This was round 7, NAP is ready, nothing to fear of ....



O{M{G

Nice, get premium or shoot in the head guys, nothing more to say. 2 clickers or more, try to think ( 2.5mil waste...)

And that was it, i am not the calculation guy, rough stats hmm

Few Hours later : .............................................

Delta Strike Room:



Discussing things, calculating damage, i dropped a tear or two when i saw our neversleeping DPS friends

Opa Opa q5 style

At last it was Epic win for Gangnam style - it rulez the world, no shit.




I ask you a simple thing Overhitting Trans-da-shit-ian-nap-idiot-guys ... dafuq where are you when we need you.

As you can see i wasn't the only one hitting this round in Silesia.

Thank you Sweden,YERM wraawr ! Thirsty Hussars ... o7 for you, for all people who shared this magnificent t3 ..

Where are the OTHER people with brain( not in their ass) at this time..


Thank you for reading

Next article is going to be for some Greezy queer guys and some other guys - Shadow Company - they earned my respect. Next article is going to be ready when i wake up ... probably after 10 hours .....
It is going to be basicly - how guys who already have BO hit for us ( no matter they are US and they can do whatever they want) and how allies- or so called *umb people are doing nothing to help


Wish you all a great day



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