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Dear citizens of Slovakia, dear citizens of Poland,
today we announce a great new: with validity since the e-Sim day 219 Slovakia and Poland sign the cease fire and also the Non-Agression pact until the 1st of May with following conditions:
1) Poland will cede all Slovak core regions back to Slovakia
2) Poland will pay 1250 gold war reparations fee and the loss of profit to Slovakia
3) Poland will liberate the Ukraine, so that Slovakia and Ukraine can create the new Slovak-Ukrainian federation (short version: Slaine, in Slovak: Slanina)
4) Slovakia pledges neither to attack Poland within the agreed period nor to perform any act of aggression against it within its RWs and vice versa.
5) If any member of Slaine violates obligation nr. 4, Slaine will pay 200g to Poland.
6) If Poland violates obligation nr. 4, Poland will pay 200g to Slaine.
Comments and explanations:
According to the CP of Poland
mikmarand is a 13-years old kid and his only enthusiasm belongs to costly assembling of q5 equip which no one wants buy at auction. And he also permanently keeps trolling under wrong shouts or articles without a reflection how awkward he is.
XenosOTK´s last attempt to get a girlfriend ended in a disaster (once again). So he invested all his Christmas and pocket money into e-sim and begged railman for so long until he made him the Super GO. Now he collects medals and achievements and doesn´t care about the politics.
Also his statements to the VVV-alliance:
VVV is a farce. Without Poland they are nothing. Lithuanians still need help with Latvia and USA, Romania is unable to hold any new territory, Koreans care only about hentai, you cannot talk with them about any issue without spending 30 minutes about their youth and manga pornography first. This makes any VVV meeting extremely difficult.
And some insights into the Poland´s virtual society:
Poles don´t care. Have you seen Poles commenting somewhere? Except mikmarand and Xenos. We are a nation of 2clickers and multi-farms. The largest in e-sim, forget Multinesia. Thanks to high class GOs like Xenos or noobs like Anqa we are immune. But we get bored. Our aim is to dissolve Poland and to cede our regions between the Slovak-Ukrainian federation and Denmark. The living Poles will move to Africa and colonize it. We need more ballanced countries in e-sim and not monsters with 1.300 accounts. This isn´t just right, you know...?
Some thoughts about the NAP from
Well, after we sign the NAP, can you Slovaks teach us how to grow balls? Because our players are still noobs at it. Many of us don´t know what that means. Well... you spent much time talking with mikmarand, do you think he is a girl in RL? Because, I could... you know...
A few words from
Hahaha, you Slovaks are pathetic jerks, I´ll never sign any NaP! You wanna buy a q5 item, dude? It´s cheap - here , here or here .
However the last (thus more informal) issue we discussed remained without any conclusion.
No, we´ll not let modify the item drops which is in favour of Poland. This is the only thing we need an advantage. You simply have to buy more gold.
Final conclusions:
The e-sim world becomes a new chance to evolve finally into a rightful and just game. The power will shift into a more balanced alliances, Poland shows fairness and generosity worth of a super power. Its representatives and GOs start to act with responsibility and liability, players stop to cheat and multifarm. The bright new future awaits us. This is one of e-sim´s happy endings!
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