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دیوس چه سرعیت گرفته تو کانال سوءز




بابام اومد تو اتاقم گفت تو خیلی پسر گلی هستی همیشه به تو افتخار میکردم

خر کیف شدم


چش باز کردم دیدم دارم ماشین بابام رو میشورم



اعتراف میکنم بچه که بودم برای این که آرمان های فوتبال حفظ شه و حس فوتبال بگیرم

روی قالی ها تق میکردم




روباهی داشت با گوشیش کلنجار میرفت زاغه گفت آتنن نمیده ببرم بالا درخت شاید آنت داد


روباه گوشیور داد !

زاغه گفت این جالی قالب پنیر سوم ابندایی



حیف نون به یه دختر میگه اسمت چیه ؟

میگه فانوس ولی شعله صدام میکنن

میگه اسم تو چیه ؟

میگه: کتاب علی ولی نهج البلاغه صدام میکنن



قبض آب خونه حیف نون میاد

میگه فردا پرنیست میگیرم میفهمیم کی هی میره دستشویی







زن در حالی که به آینه نگاه میکنه میگه؟

عزیزم من جدیدا خیلی زشت و چاق شدم

نه ؟

یه چیز خوب بهم بگو عزیزم


میگه بینایتت خیلی خوبه



پیامی رسیده بود که زنت مرده خاکش کنیم یا بسوزونیم

شوهر جواب میده ریسک نکنید

اول بسوزونید بعد خاکسترشو خاک کنید





طرف میگه: خدا تو با 50 تومن 70 بلا از سر آدم دور میکنی ؟
چقدر میگیر کلا بیخیال ما شی ؟



میگن هر نخ سیگار 3 دقیقه از عمر آدم را کم میکنی

و میگن هر چیزی که ازش لذت ببرید 5 دقیقه یه عمرتان اضافه میکنید

پس سیگار را با لذت بکشید تا به اضای هر سیگار 2 دقیقه بیشتر زنده بمانید





به بابام میگم تیغ اصلاح داری ؟

میگه برو بیرون بخر
نون هم برخر

میوه هم بخر مهمان داریم عصری

از اون داروخونه قرص معده هم بخر

من:نه احساس میکنم ته ریش بهم میاد







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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


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The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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