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What about love? (Old article)
Posted 11 years ago by
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All those who read my last article know that I am the master of silly articles. And this time I would really like to propose some silly ideas, no kidding. They're actually even so silly that I'm not posting them in the public forum (couldn't live with all the shame).


The idea is following: make families

It's a real easy module - people can propose their friends to be their father, mother, sister, brother, niece, uncle, godfather etc. That wouldn't give "fathers" any obligations over their "sons", it would just show one person's enormous love, respect and friendship towards his friend/s. Cost for adding a "son" or a "daughter" would be 100 golds for the "father" or the"mother". After all, children cost but they give love!




Another idea which I actually kinda created from the 1stone would be to give countries a possibility to decide over their politics module. I mean, what if UK wants constitutional monarchy? Has anyone given that a thought? Of course they'd have to search for a Queen and create their royal family but I'm sure many would love that job. They should actually even make new achievements for it: "Become the Queen of England", "Become the son of the Queen of England", "Become Orlandio", "Become the Queen of Australia" and others related to that matter. Great idea, ain't it!?



And of course the United STATES of America should consist of many countries under the same flag. These countries should have their governors. Therefore there should be added a "Governor medal" and new achievements like "Become the Governor of California after you've come back in time as a robot to destroy the future of humankind, then come back again to save the future of the humankind, get melted down, come back to save us again and finally get too old to come kill us so you'll go to politics and they'll have to find a double for you" and many others similar to that.



In addition, I noticed today that my mouth was getting really dry since from the beginning I have eaten some weird-looking "buns" but haven't been drinking one bit. So Admin, if you care for the lives of the players and don't want them to die for lack of water, please hear my suggestion and give us drink products like "blood", "vodka", "beer" and "petroleum". These wouldn't have any effects at all (or maybe some negative effects) and they should cost hundreds of golds each. I'm sure everyone would want to buy them!
There should be some drinking rules naturally. For example if you drink one of the drinks, you'll get automatically addicted so if you don't buy and drink one of them every day ever since, you'll get banned. That would make it more real - otherwise people just buy blood one day and be a Dracula, be a drunk the next day and day after that the guy that drinks petroleum. And that just CAN'T HAPPEN!!!




P.S. This article is made as a joke. I warn you, Admin - if you put any of these ideas into use, I won't speak with you ever again!



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