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You see, in case you didn’t notice, in Korea we are quite proud of our avatars and each of us pick our own kpop star and no one else should take the same one. The unwritten rule is very closely followed. Granted, every now and then, someone gets out of line *cough*
Things get complicated with foreigners. They just don’t understand. Our feelings get hurt, temper flares and next thing you know a country get wiped off the map because someone was careless.
I mean, look at this guy:
Considering what I just explained above, you've got to agree with me this is some completely out of line unacceptable taunting. Rude even. But still, even facing such disgraceful manners, we kept our cool and sent this PM:
The whole thing could have died off right there, but no. Our call was left unanswered. Not a peep. We remained ignored in our plea for justice.
Until we finally got an answer!
How depressing.
We are people who cherish peace however and we are an industrious bunch. So I rolled up my sleeves, got to work and made a generous offer : a custom made avatar!
Still no success
Anyone mind to explain why anyone should care about that other server?
Does he mean he's respectful there and not here? Well, we already know about the second part.
I really wished we could come to an amiable understanding but unfortunately, obviously nothing can be done. The council was gathered for an extraordinary meeting, all of us were appalled to such manners but Godking Extreme Emperor
The terms are simple.
1. Remove all offensive avatars
2. Apologize publicly to
3. Post a rl pic of a fish and chip being thrown in the garbage
Those are simple terms which would show the good faith of the English people and would demonstrate effectively they are sorry for hurting our delicate sensibilities.
That being said UK,
We do think you guys aren't all that bad. So, in yet another show of magnanimous chivalry and to demonstrate our good faith, we are taking the long way 'round to reach UK. This should leave you enough time to think over your sins and apologize appropriately.
Sincerely yours,
A very disappointed Korea
P.S.: Here's the path we plan to follow otw to UK. I expect to have one or two minor issues along the way, but we shouldnt have to change the plans much.
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