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Nu stiu cat de iubit a fost acest jucator dar celelalte mandate ale sale par,sa arate ca a fost destul de apreciat!Din punctul meu de vedere cred ca
Sa nu excludem o revenire a sa poate cu un alt cont sau poate adminii pot fii mai ingaduitori!Se pare ca putem spune ca am pierdut un pilon al societatii romanesti,din pacate nu il cunosc foarte bine si cum am mai spus doream sa putem colabora impreuna pe viitor!
[b]La alegerile viitoare candidez si eu din nou,si sper cu mai multe voturi sa defilez o sa va prezint si obiectivele mele cand consider ca trebuie,pana atunci mult noroc in toate!
Acum partea distractiva a ziarului!
Bulă se admira gol în oglindă:
- Doi centimetrii mai mult şi aş fi un zeu!
La care nevastă-sa din spate:
- Doi centimetri mai puţin şi ai fi o zeiţă...
În ora de instrucţie ofiţerul vrea să explice cum în caz de nevoie se sterilizează apa ne potabilă în vedera consumului. Înainte întreabă:
- Deci dacă nu avem decât apă murdară cum o putem face potabilă?
Bulă răspunde:
- Prima dată fierbem apa şi apoi o filtrăm.
- Foarte bine! Mai faceţi ceva?
- Da, după aceea bem, pentru siguranţă, o bere...
Doi prieteni se refugiaza din cauza ploii intr-un bar.
si beau ei berile in liniste, in timp ce privesc pe geam.
- E binevenita ploaia asta pentru pamant, spuse unul dintre ei.
Totul va renaste acum din nou.
- Nu ma speria! spune celalalt.
Tocmai mi-am inmormantat soacra...
In cadrul unui experiment sociologic, unei grupe de 50 de oameni in care erau in mod egal femei si barbatii s-a dat un text si insarcinarea sa aseze in cadrul acelui text o virgula.
Textul era: "Daca barbatul ar sti realmente valoarea pe care o are femeia ar merge in patru labe."
Toate femeile au pus virgula dupa "femeia".
Toti barbatii au pus virgula dupa "are".
Rodica, ar trebui sa inchizi fereastra cand intri in biroul directorului.
- De ce?
- Presupun ca acolo e foarte mult curent, din moment ce, cand te intorci, esti asa de ciufulita!
Învăţătoarea:- Bulă ce-i ăla penis?
-Nu ştiu doamna profesoară!
-Păi, să te duci acasă să întrebi pe ai tăi şi mâine să-mi dai răspunsul.
Se duce Bulă acasă şi o întreabă pe maică-sa:
-Nu ştiu Bulă, întreabă-l pe tata.
-Tata ce-i ăla penis?
-Ce vezi tu că-i pe masă, ăla îi penis.
Vede Bulă pe masă o lămâie, o pune-n buzunar şi se duce la şcoală.
La şcoală profa îl întreabă.
Da Bulă face:
-Să v-o arăt?
-Nu mai Bulă, lasă, după ore...
După ore profa îi zice:
-Arat-o mai Bulă.
-Păi ştiţi doamna profesoară i s-a făcut rău colegei mele de bancă şi i-am dat s-o suga!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
