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Good evening warriors,
During the attempt by Lithuanian PTO'ers to infiltrate and regain access to Swedish held Norwegian regions multiple memorable quotes has been flying around. Here is some of the best ones.
HAIL DELTA
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In an recent interview, Fieldmarshall
His answer was classic
The Field Marshall said, "I believe that forgiving them is God's function... OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
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HAIL DELTA
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"Oh, no sir, we don't go there to talk."
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HAIL DELTA
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Conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Gotaland to Ostlandet .
norwegian Air Defense Site: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Norwegian airspace. Identify yourself.'
Aircraft: 'This is a Swedish aircraft. I am in Swedish airspace.'
Air Defense Site: 'You are in Norwegian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'
Aircraft: 'This is a Swedish air force JAS-39 Gripen Fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'
Air Defense Site: ( ... total silence)
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HAIL DELTA
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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this Delta soldier.
He was being cross-examined by GDI defense attorney
Q: 'Soldier --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
Q: 'Soldier, who provided this description?'
A: 'The Soldier who responded to the scene.'
Q: 'A fellow soldier provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow soldiers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then soldier. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'
Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes, sir.'
Q: 'Now, why is it, soldier, if you trust your fellow soldiers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the GDI complex, and sometimes GDI lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'
The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The soldier on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.
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Just noticed that Lithuanian ARAS has purchased their Q5 helmets from Sweden!
That's awesome dudes!
HAIL DELTA
This is all in pretend. Nothing of this has really occured.
BR
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