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Skype + Wiki + A few jokes (Old article)
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Hello friends


As i have noticed, many of you do not like chats on irc and use Skype and prefer voice chat over text chat . Hence I have recently created an e-Sim room on skype. If you would like to get added there and hangout with other players from e-Sim, feel free to fill this form
This chatroom is for all players regardless of your alliance/country.


I recently posted a new suggestion on forums, All of you are requested to state your reviews about it
The suggestion is regarding medal Statistics and can be found here


I would like to congratulate Serbia for the recent fight, You guys really showed awesome fighting skills and coordination skills o7



The access list of wiki translators was recently cleared due to many of them being inactive , it was a huge mess. . Those of you who are interested in creating any pages on wiki for your country which can include translating some tutorials, telling about eHistory of your country etc. can feel free to fill this form . You have to post the answers as a reply in that thread , DO NOT PM ME or Mapsai, please!




I have a great opportunity for you to help e-Sim and earn free golds. My exams are finally over an hence have a lot of free time. I and emixy will be soon working on wiki . you can provide us suggestions regarding new wiki pages which will help players and can also suggest changes in existing ones.
If we like your idea of new page , We will create it and you will be awarded 1g
If we like your current pages editing suggestion, we will do it and you will be rewarded 0.1g per page.(Prize for this is low as there are actually a lot of it)

You can provide your suggestions here




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It was coming up to Christmas and Sammy asked his mum if he could have a new bike. So, she told him that the best idea would be to write to Santa Claus. But Sam, having just played a vital role in the school nativity play, said he would prefer to write to the baby Jesus. So his mum told him that would be fine.
Sam went to his room and wrote ' Dear Jesus, I have been a very good boy and would like to have a bike for Christmas.' But he wasn't very happy when he read it over. So he decided to try again and this time he wrote 'Dear Jesus, I'm a good boy most of the time and would like a bike for Christmas.' He read it back and wasn't happy with that one either. He tried a third version. 'Dear Jesus, I could be a good boy if I tried hard and especially if I had a new bike.' He read that one too, but he still wasn't satisfied.
So, he decided to go out for a walk while he thought about a better approach. After a short time he passed a house with a small statue of the Virgin Mary in the front garden. He crept in, stuffed the statue under his coat, hurried home and hid it under the bed. Then he wrote this letter. 'Dear Jesus, I kidnapped your mom , If you want to see her back , you'd better send me a new bike.'







One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer.

"But, sir, I have a wife and two children!"

"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said, "Come with us."

"But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo.

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind.

Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot tall."












I hereby give the HUSBAND OF THE YEAR award to this guy




EDIT: I am looking for a 200g loan for 1 month @10% interest, Anyone interested can feel free to send the contract


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