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Pada suatu malam, ketika Darmen sedang dalam perjalanan pulang dari tarawehan di mesjid dekat rumah pacarnya Lily. Darmen di hadang oleh 2 kawanan begal alias perampok, di jalan rawa panjang. Dimana disepanjang jalan itu tidak ada rumah sama sekali, tampak gelap dan sepi. Perampok pun memberhentikan laju motor Darmen, dan Darmen tampak ketakutan.
Perampok : Berhenti...!!! *membentak*
Darmen : A a aa.. Ada apa bang ?? *menggigil ketakutan*
Perampok : Udah gak usah banyak tanya..!! Hape mana Hape?!
Darmen : Ng.. Ng.. Nggak ada bang? *saking takutnya sampek tergagap-gagap*
Perampok : Bohong..!! *bentak perampok sambil menggeledah kantong celana Dramen*
Darmen : Beneran gak ada bang, yakinlah sumpah...!!!
Perampok : Wahh, bener² dah....!!
Perampok II : Yaudah, kita sikat motornya aja bray...!!! *sahut perampok lainnya*
Perampok : Bisa bisa.. Karena hape gak ada, duit juga tak punya. Sini motor lo gue ambil...!!!
Darmen : Jangan bang, itu motor masih kredit blom lunas bang *jawab Darmen pasang muka memelas*
Perampok : Gue gak peduli..!! Lo pilih mana, pilh motor lo apa nyawa lo gue abisin sekarang jugak..?!
Darmen : Buset dahh.. Kalo gue mati sama aja motor gue bakalan disikat juga. *gumam Darmen dalam hati*
Perampok : Heehh.. Jawab..!? *bentak si perampok sambil ngalungin clurit ke leher Darmen*
Darmen : Ii..ii..iiya bang, abang boleh ambil motornya, tapi ada syaratnya ya bang?
Perampok : Apa syaratnya...!?
Darmen : Syaratnya, Aaa aa.. Anterin saya pulang kerumah ya bang, saya gak berani pulang sendiri jalan kaki bang, saya takut... *jawab Darmen sambil nangis tersedu-sedu..
Perampok : Hadoohhh.. Malah nangis lagi, cengeng amat sih lo..!?
Darmen : Huwaa.. huwaa.. *tambah kenceng nangisnya*
Perampok : Yaudah, berhubung gue itu perampok yg baik hatinya. Gue mau anterin lo pulang, tapi ada syaratnya ??
Darmen : Aaaa...Aaa. Apa syaratnya bang ??
Perampok : Syaratnya lo harus bayar 100ribu, enak aja maunya yg gratisan. Bayar 100ribu aja oke, itung² lo ngojek ma gue..!!!
Perampok II : Hahahaa.. *perampok lainnya pun tertawa*
Darmen : Iya deh bang, nanti duitnya dirumah ya bang. Saya mau minta duit dulu sama emak... *jawab Darmen pasrah*
Perampok : Oke, tapi jgn bilang² ya, kalo lo berani lapor. Tak sobek² mulut lo, terus tak tusuk² perut lo gue bikin sate... *sambil ngacungin clurit*
Darmen : Iiya bang...
Dan kemudian Darmen pun diantarkan pulang oleh si perampok dengan Darmen berada di tengah² perampok tsb saat berada diatas motor, sambil diancam pake clurit di sepanjang perjalanan.
Sesampainya di depan rumah, Darmen pun langsung masuk kedalam untuk meminta duit 100ribu sama emaknya. Dan si perampok pun menunggunya di tepi jalan..
Perampok I : Lama amat nih bocah...?!
Perampok II : Wahh.. Jangan² dia lagi ngumpulin masa lewat pintu belakang, buat nangkep kita bray...!!!
Perampok I : Wahh... Bahaya, ayok kita cabut aja.
Tiba² dgn begonya Darmenpun menghampiri kedua perampok tsb
Darmen : Bang, ini duitnya 100ribu...
Perampok : *melongo sambil nerima duit*
Darmen : Makasih ya bang udah mau nganterin. Jaga baik² tuh motor ya bang, saya sayang banget ma dia. Itu baru bang, kreditan belum lunas... Hikz.. Trus kalo ngisi BBM jangan yg dipinggir jalan ya bang, ntar minyak oplosan lagi...!! Oh iya bang, sticker 'Hello Kitty' dibawah jok ini buat saya aja ya bang?!
Perampok : Iya masama., makasih juga yaa, ai loph yu pull dah pokoknya... Hahahaa *dan si perampok pun langsung kabur tanpa bekas*
Darmen : *lambaikan tangan ke perampok dengan tatapan nanar*
maaf gak lucu,
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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
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