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Analysis of the Australian CP (Old article)
Posted 10 years ago by
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Hello dear readers of the Special Autonomy Region of Southern Indonesia – Australia (I sincerely hope you like the name, we spent a lot of time thinking of a suitable one)

FACT: Country Presidents need to have at least a shred of diplomatic skill to be effective

FACT: Rebel Leader bigman is probably the worst diplomat and communicator in e-sim

Below is a collection of bigman 's greatest hits, enjoy.


bigman feeling angry


bigman feeling upset


bigman feeling insecure


bigman feeling angry upset and insecure at the same time = climax of RAAAGEEE and WORDS to display that RAAAGEEE


MrCorporated getting pissed off at the crazy penguin's antics


bigman insulting his own citizens


bigman's reply to his honourable senior and elder. (I found it ridiculously funny how he seemed to justify that it is not his fault that I am "little and a bitch")



Australia, are you absolutely sure this person is really the right person to lead your country through colonisation and eventual integration into a United Indonesia?

junglejuice freed your nation (i'll admit that he was an effective leader) and now, the hot tempered unskilled penguin, bigman , stands to lose your nation forever (not that it's a bad thing, Indonesia is eternally grateful to you bigman, we owe you one, cheers mate).

bigman obviously has a hot temper, but what is not cool are his constant personal attacks on Indonesia.

Citizens of the superior Republic of Indonesia are taught at a young age by the Great Dragon to be polite and to keep their cool ,so no wonder there has been so little outrage towards bigman comments.

I don't think bigman realises how many people he has riled up in Indonesia. We left our alliance just to invade Australia and stop bigman's yapping. That is how dedicated we are. A person that goes about burning bridges in every direction is a person that does not deserve the position of Country President.

I will give you a translation and analysis of the Indonesian shoutbox when compared to the Australian shoutbox.



INDONESIA:

-Glory to the Great Dragon & his Supreme Dragon Council

-Wow you guys are so helpful!

-We <3 the Great Dragon! #nohomo

-Indonesia is awesome!

-Thanks for helping me get started guys!

-Wow keep it up team we're doing great!

-MrCorporated is great ,I want to marry him <3 XXOOXX


Now we compare and analyse the Australian shoutbox.



AUSTRALIA:

-Impeach the President!

-No don't impeach the President!

-The penguin sux!

-No the penguin doesnt sux!

-Why are we fighting!?

-OMG I hate you all!

-I will display my rage in words that no one will ever read as the msg is to long!

-I am so angry that if I get any angrier my head will explode!

-Lets just integrate with Indonesia! We can prosper and live in peace & harmony.

-OMGOMG The guy above me is a traitor and an Indo multi who is little and lives in a hole! Go back home you Indo multi little traitor fwaaa im so angry right now I could punch a cat in the face fwaaa


animal abuse is not okay guyz



When observing both texts, any fairly intelligent individual should be able to distinguish which country is more harmonious.


Definition of Indonesia = Yin & Yang

I sincerely hope this article presents the kind of life form bigman is in reality, an evil self-righteous uptight autocratic penguin.

If you ever want to tune into the Comedy Channel on e-sim just head over to the Australian shoutbox. Plenty of good laughs there.

This ones for you big man.



- MrCorporated
-MoFA

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