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TIPS DI KEJAR ANJING
(70%copas 30% mikir sendiri)

1. Pakek baju yang tulisannya.. "BUYUTNYA ANJING".. pasti tu anjing gak brani ngejar lagi.

2. Ajak makan bareng, pasti dia seneng, apalagi kalo lo yg bayarin.

3. Kenapa harus lari?, Harusnya kan seneng, kapan lagi ada yang ngejar-ngejar !!
#Jomblo Kronis

4. Ambil tulang paha, lempar ke sembarang empat..

5. Langsung tegur: "hei doggy pa kabar, lama gak ketemu ya kita"

6. Jangan lupakan handphone anda, tetap tenang, update status: "gue lagi di kejar anjing" lebih bagus lagi update foto juga..

7. Menggonggong lebih keras daripada anjing yang ngejar. #Eh?

8. Lompat pager kost cewe yang penghuninya cakep- cakep bisa jadi pelarian yang bagus.. -__-"

9. Teriak : "Pait..!! Pait..!! Paiit..!!"

10. Lari kenceng gak usah liat ke belakang. It's time to move on! #Eaaaa..

11. Tetap bersikap tenang. Tanyakan nama, usia, dan tujuannya mengejar Anda. #Eaaaa (Emangkonseling)

12. Suruh anjingnya berenti, trus cariin pasangan yg sama2 anjing.

13. Tarik ulur dong, jgn dia yg ngejar terus. Pasif dan aktif bergantian lah, biar penasaran & gregetan..

14. "Njing, saya jerry loh. masak gak inget sih. itu ada tom, kejar dia aja gih." *apaan coba* =_=

15. Bilang baik2 ke dia: "Aku gak bisa sama kamu lagi, hatiku udah terlanjur sakit tau gak.." #Eh..

16. Jangan nyerah.. garis finish masih jauh didepan.. (Lo Pikir Marathon)

17. Marahin..!!: "Eh NJING, gue udah punya pacar NJING!!!
(*ini ngomong ama manusia apa ama anjing sih?)

18. Tenang, beri penjelasan kalau kamu gak tertarik sama dia, kalau tetep dikejar, doi gak tau diri.

19. Teriaklah dengan nada menantang, "kejar daku, kau KUTANGKAP! HAYO HAYO KEJAR! KUTANGKAP KAMU!!!!". #...

20. Sodorin tangan, sebut nama.. Nah kan..! alhamdulillah yahh ada yang ketemu temen lama..

21. Kasih duit ceban ajah, suruh beli pecel ayam (*anjingnya kelaperan, blom mkn 3 hari) anjing yg malang..

22. Balik badan. Hadapi anjingnya trus joged cenat cenut ala sm*sh. Berharap anjingnya ilfil trus pergi sendiri #yakaleee

23. Jangan lari, ajak bicara baik-baik, tanya dia maunya apa.. percayalah, semua masalah bisa diselesaikan..

24. Jongkok aja, ajak anjingnya jongkok bareng.. nah.. kan enak kalo akur.. Subhanalloh..

25. Kalo lagi dikejar terus ada cewe cakep ,cium aja Manfaatkan kesempatan dalam kesempitan..

26. Jangan main asal ngegertak pake gonggongan. Kamu kan gak ngerti bahasa anjing. Kalo yg kamu bilang itu aku cinta kamu gimana? Bisa bahaya tuh...

27. Tatap matanya lalu bilang "njing dunia kita berbeda brow jd q tak mungkin mencintaimu., karna hatiku tlah dimiliki orang lain., pasti tu anjing matanya berkaca2 lalu nangis.

28. Lari naik ke angkot. Kalo anjingnya ikut naik, berarti sebenernya si anjing juga mau pulang naik angkot..-__-"

kalo ada salah lempar saya aja pake wep q5 hehehe... ...

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