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Mala kujna 2 sa 2
A kraj šporet kuvam ja.
S varijaču mešam jela ,
Da ne bi zagorela!
I šta kažete? Lepa pesmica, jel da? Mada dobro, da pređemo na stvar, pošto je ovo moj prvi ne jubilarni, neparni, dvocifreni broj, rešio sam da malo izmenim, pa mesto Vicovi i Oglasi, poturim narodu nešto drugačije! Videćete šta, ništa specijalno, otkrivaćemo neke male tajnice slavnih ličnosti, da se bavimo sa temama modernoga života... Haha, zao sam, zar ne? Pa kao što rekoše, Rokeri s Moravu, danas prolazi samo kuj je brezobrazan, neki mlogo sposoban! I na žalost su u pravu, kakva je to država koja ne farba jaja na veliki petak? Ili možda to ima veze sa onim, motokultivatorom... ma nema veze! Da li ste znali da se naša Lepa Slukić jedva udala? Imala je problema sa svekrvom, a sledeća pesmica govori baš o tome:
Ti si hteo mene, Ja sam rekla ˝ može!˝,
Bila bi to bračna veza, stvarno ubij Bože.
Spremila sam miraz, motokultivator,
Kumove smo jedva našli i za svadbu šator.
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Veridbu nam pokvarila tvoja stara majka,
Ne znam zašto nije htela, da joj budem snajka?!
Pričala je naokolo da sam trošna građa,
Ali ja sam, od nje brale, dve godine mlađa!
Lepa Slukić kraljica estrade,
u životu sve za pesmu dade
Kada peva sme mi dušu cepa,
Šta učini to sa mnom, crna Lepa?
Ma pusti me da se izkažem bre!
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Kao što kenjkaju ona dečica mojih godina na fb- u, život je ovo, život je ono... Šta bre oni znaju?! Imaju jedva do 14 godina i pričaju šta je život, za lajkove?! Kad bi oni videli šta je život( u grubljem smislu neg što oni mislu) pa kukali bi. Evo jedne njihove ˝ pametne pečenice˝, pametne u MP3( čitaj od pozadi). ˝ Život je kao reka koja nailazi na prepreke˝, toliko ih objavljuju da nisam mogao sve da i´ popamtim! Oni mi znaju kakav je život. Ehe, i kukaju kako ih je ostavila simpatija, dečko, ili devojka! I kukaju ˝ Tužna mi je moja sudbina˝
Tužna mi je moja sudbina,
Jer ja nemam ni jednog, jarana.
Celu noć sam u kafani, obilazim restorani,
Živim bez pokriće. i molim, da mi neki plati piće.
Da da, tako je mahom sa tim klincima, imaju po 13 godina i već loču pivo i padaju pijani po ulicama, šta mi tu možemo? Da ih streljamo? Pa, naravno... Ili da zabranimo proizvodnju piva na neko vreme, ili da ovu decu pošaljemo na lečenje? Ma nema veze time neka se bavi neki drugi! I tako vam je to, što bi oni rekli, u životu, neki kukaju a neki, Boga mi uživaju!
Još što je srećan život moj!!
Kara, karakondžule,
Kara, karakondžule,
Kara, karakondžule
Kara, karakondžuleeee
Presedne mi svaki dan,
kad otidnem u dućan.
Jer ku de ću ja, sinovac
Da nabavim tolki novac, kol´ko mi je potreban
Ne plašim se od vampiri, duhovi iz šume
Ali hoću da presvisnem od skupoću kume!
Ne bojim se vukodlaci veštice i slično,
al´ od moju platu prestravim se lično.
Kara, karakondžule,
Kara, karakondžule,
Kara, karakondžule
Kara, karakondžuleeee
Novčanik mi valjda bušan,
Jer je neprekidno prazan.
Danas može, da pretekne samo kuj je bezobrazan
Neki mlogo sposoban!
Ne plašim se od vampiri, duhovi iz šume
Ali hoću da presvisnem od skupoću kume!
Ne bojim se vukodlaci veštice i slično,
al´ od moju platu prestravim se lično.
Eh tako je danas, a nekada je kažu bilo lepše, bratstvo, jedinstvo, ali sve neko upropasti, isto kažu za to vreme: ˝ Bilo je to vreme bezbrižnih dana, kada se izlazilo, provodilo, jelo i pilo, kada su emocije bile čedne, a namere, čiste˝. Ali kao što kažu, bilo, na žalost, ali mi ne treba da gledamo pozadi i da kukamo, nego napred i da lepo vaspitavamo svoju decu, da i ona ne prave gluposti po svetu. Ovo vi je bilo sve od današnjeg kulturno- umetničko- zabavnog broja! Bidnite veseli i nemoj da neki bidne namrgođen, slučajno, možda! Ajde bre, doviđenja!!!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.