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Pogled na Albaniju! (Fun)
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NOVI BROJ CASOPISA POGLED NA DRZAVU





- POGLED NA ALBANIJU -



Dragi citaoci, ovih dana pricalo se o dolasku nove, buduce sile, Albanije. Sada kada su je napravili i zastitili, mnogi, a posebno Hrvati su vec puni prica kako ce njihov broj rasti, kako ce nas zajedno osvojiti, i bla bla, vec su i savez sklopili, ali da ne duzim.

Evo i vrele fotke




E sada, da bi uspesno pobedili bitno je uvek da analiziramo protivnika. Na taj nacin ja sam dosao na ideju da iznesem neke bitne stavke i posavetujem igrace kako da se postave prema gradjanima ove drzave.

Prvo cu prikazati geografski polozaj Albanije:


Kao sto vidimo, Albanija se nalazi ispod nas, gde joj je i mesto, a kada prodje zastita bice obojena nasim bojama.

Da pocnem sa statistikama:

- Albanija, ili republika Albanija (kako vole da ih zovu) je jedna od najsiromasnijih evropskih drzava, odmah vidimo da ce da budu halapljivi za zlatnicima.

- Polovina stanovnistva im se bavi poljoprivredom a petina radi u inostranstvu. Znate onaj vic, da se Albancima i Crnogorcima stavlja na rodjenju u krevet karta Beograda.

- Osim toga, imaju visoku stopu nezaposlenosti, KORUPCIJU do visokih nivoa vlasti, i organizovani KRIMINAL. Tako da ocekujemo siroku ban listu.

- 95% stanovnistva cine Albanci, dakle ocekujemo i njihov nacionalizam i sovinizam, sto smo osetili vec prvog dana kada su nas elegantno banovali sa svog javnog chat kanala, bruka. -.-

- Jezik koji se koristi je Aljbanski, pa ne stupajte u kontakt sa njima ukoliko ne govorite Ljopata, Bakljava itd, itd.

- Vecina Albanaca su muslimani, ne diraj im bajram, jer ubice te LJOPATOM!

- Imaju cak i glavnog proroka, Hadzi Bektas Valia, a vodja reda im je Baba Flamur Shkala, znaci babe su postale opasne. Kme, ko ce da mi pravi kolace?

- Sto se tice broja stanovnika prema proceni iz 2006 ima ih oko 3,5 miliona, svi znamo da se kote k'o mravi, tako da vremenom ocekujemo porast igraca, osim ako ih ne demoralisemo i sasecemo u korenu.

Zbog ovih statistickih podataka smo u velikoj prednosti!

Na kraju, v+s, i veliki pozdrav od urednika novina.


Dzentlmen, gospodin...








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