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Os jornais do e-sim que eu ando a seguir ultimamente têm andado a escrever posts sobre pilas e eu como não gosto de ficar atrás vou também falar de pilas.
Ora bem, quando vivia com os rapazes, um deles, um dia, veio com uma conversa a dizer que conseguia pegar na pila e metê-la para dentro fazendo com que tivesse um pseudo pipi. É assim, eu não percebo grande merda de pilas mas achei isso tudo bastante estranho até que, a partir daquele momento, nunca mais o larguei. Disse que não me ia rir dele. Que gostava dele assim. Que não tem nada de mal. Que Deus ama-nos da mesma forma. Que lhe dava 10€. Que se não me mostrasse ia dizer à mãe dele que fumava.
Todas as nossas conversas também serviam para falar disso:
Caralho: Vais ao Pingo Doce? Trás-me qualquer coisa para comer.
Eu: Só se me mostrares a pila.
Caralho: SÓNIA CARALHO DÁ-ME JÁ A MERDA DO RATO QUE ESTOU A TENTAR JOGAR LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
Eu: Só se me mostrares a pila.
Como podem ver fui bastante convincente.
Até que um dia, estava eu no quarto a ler e ele entra-me por lá a dentro. Tinha acabado de tomar banho e estava enrolado numa toalha verde e só me diz com um ar super sério: Sónia, queres ver então? Eu fico a olhar para ele. Mas não é que o caralho do J me entra pelo quarto à procura do meu Gameboy? (sim, porque lá em casa, jogar Gameboy é sinónimo de distracção enquanto cagam.). E quando reparei, o Caralho já tinha ido embora.
Até hoje não sei se ele estava a gozar ou não, mas a única coisa que eu sei é que se me dessem oportunidade em escolher entre saber a verdade sobre Deus ou o aspecto da Pila do Caralho, eu escolheria a segunda.
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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
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