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I will make a portuguese and a english version of this article so that non-portguese and portuguese speakers can understand this shitty article. As you may now or SHOULD know today its our day to decide in wich candidate we will vote, and guess what theres 2 candidates MisterBodas and alayinamokoko9 .... wait who?

(Shitty paint skills incoming!!!!)



Well I will crack this case dear Watson!



Well lets see when he accquired portuguese citizenship, that will be a great way to start:



Great information he gives us here the most important he is from TR=Turkey

I wanted to post here a flag from Turkey but the first results in google was this:



No joke go see for yourself, type turkey

Very important information too in:



He is an experienced player, congrats he was the founder of #strade a important channel on primera, responsible for trading, not an exact great achievment because anyone can make a channel and say here is the trading center and spam it everywhere. So why doesn't want to go back to Turkey, guess we will find out



Here he basicly says that its time to say goodbye



And in here it translates too: "I hope you get what you want ... Good luck buddy"



And whats the matter with his shouts, only spam for articles



See, only spam and as you can see there "may luck be on your/my side..." he is not godfather he is yoda



And as you can see from his presentation he has no presententation, so I will present on my article his team, its a team with many proffesionals here it is:

President- alayinamokoko9
VCP- alayinamokoko9
MoD- alayinamokoko9
ME- alayinamokoko9


Its a perfect team :o

And come at me bro, you can solve this code to know my real name:





Holmes you have cracked the case!
Coming to this conclusion was elemantary dear Watson!



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Eu vou fazer uma versão em português e em inglês para pessoal que não perceba português e pessoal que não perceba inglês e assim entender este artigo de porcaria. Como devem ou DEVERIAM saber, hoje é dia de eleições presidenciais e advinhem há dois concorrentes MisterBodas e alayinamokoko9 .... esperem quem?


(Atenção vem aí paint skills de porcaria)



Bem lá vou eu desvendar este caso Watson!



Bem, vamos ver quando ele adquiriu nacionalidade portuguesa, seria uma boa maneira de começar:



Muita informação ele nos dá aqui ele é de TR=Turkey=Turquia

Eu queria meter aqui uma bandeira da Turquia mas apareceu isto:



Não estou a brincar, escrevam turkey no google

Também muita informação aqui:



Ele é um jogador experiente, parabéns ele fundou o#strade um canal de IRC importante no primera, o canal é responsavel por trocar items, não é exactamente um achievment muito importante, é só criar canal e dizer "olha aqui vocês fazem trocas e spammar em todo o lado. Bem, mas porque não quer voltar para a Turquia, isso é o que vamos descobrir



Ele aqui diz que vai-se embora



E aqui o seu amigo diz: "Espero que consigas o que queres ... Boa sorte"



E o que se passa com os seus chats? É só spam!



Podem ver onde ele diz: "may luck be on your/my side..." ele não é o padrinho ele é o Yoda



E se forem ver, ele não tem uma apresentação adequada, por isso vou fazer por ele aqui a sua apresentação ou a apresentação da sua equipa governamental:

President- alayinamokoko9
VCP- alayinamokoko9
MoD- alayinamokoko9
ME- alayinamokoko9


É uma equipa perfeita :o

E vem ter comigo irmão, para saberes o meu nome real tens que descodificar este texto:





Holmes desvendaste o caso!
Chegar a esta conclusão foi elementar Watson!

O vosso papa satanico:



ZePalha



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