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BROJ TREĆI - HRVATSKO IZDANJE
DAN 397
UVODNA RIJEČ
Poštovani čitatelji,
Ovaj broj Kronika sam posvetio aktualnim događajima i igračima. Svaka sličnost sa stvarnim igračima je slična.
Što se tiče prepucavanja na relaciji PHS, Poglavnik,Macan - DonKonrad, stormcloak, Ujedinjena eHrvatska; smatram da je normalno da se ne možemo svi slagati u svim situacijama jer svatko gura neke svoje interese. Naravno da je bitno da iskusan igrač postane ministar ili što je još bitnije CP, ali dobijam dojam da je tu previše prepucavanja samo zato da se može prepucavat. Budućnost sHrvatske bi trebala biti zajednička stvar, tako da nije poželjno da se dvije velike, ako ne i najjače političke opcije u sHR gledaju međusobno preko "nišana"
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INFORMATIVNI DIO
Karta prva- Dan 371
Ovako je to izgledalo onda:
A sada: potpuni preokret uz puno izgubljenih bitaka:
NAP 1
NAP 2
Karta druga- Dan 397
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DEZINFORMATIVNI DIO - za sve one željne satire i crnog humora
- EKSLUZIVNO ZA ČITATELJE LISTA SARMINE KRONIKE
Renomirana i nadaleko poznata estradna ličnost, dama i pjevačica Sandra Afrika je odlučila počastiti redakciju naših novina i sve čitatelje obradom svog nadasve uspješngo hita "Devojka tvog druga".
Ja uopšte ne mogu da opišem koliko mi je drago što mogu da darujem vašoj redakciji ovaj studijski tekst moje obrade. Jako sam htela da ovaj projekt dođe do uspeha i na to sam uložila silno vreme. Bilo mi je drago, a sad moram da žurim, znate. Neko će mi noćas napraviti sina(a možda kondom i ne pukne)
SUPERNAP!
Bosnia, Serbia, Croatia,
Slovenia, Dinastija, eSim, Montenegro. (3x)
Ti se hvališ, to ti je u genima
i sve bebe brojiš u poenima.
Kao pravi čiter tvoja priča je
dosanda i duga.
Dobro jutro , sedma runda gotova
overkill je, pa je tu i pobeda
da li sanjam ili mi se čini
da će NAP potpisat
Ako pričaš da pucali smo žmurke,
Admin praviće ti muke
Svoje platićeš mu greške
i lopovluke.
Neizvesna bitka, na Orgu niti kinta,
Sada moraćemo hitno primirje potpisat.
Zbog NAPa si kao pop u tangama
Možeš pucat ali samo rečima
Nisi znao da i tebi doći će,
Posle NAPa tuga.
Bosnia, Serbia, Croatia,
Slovenia, Dinastija, eSim, Montenegro. (3x)
Ako pričaš da pravio sam multi,
Admin daće ban ti kruti.
Znam ga, platit ćeš mu golde
i akaunte.
Neizvesna bitka, na Orgu niti kinta,
Sada moraćemo hitno primirje potpisat.
- Šokantna saznanja iz kutije za vikanje(ilitiga na hrvackom šautboks): Tim dežurnih s-hrvatskih dušobrižnika našao se jučer u jednoj nesvakidašnjoj situaciji. Naime, prošlo je punih 24 sata otkako
- Interview/Intervju: U razgovoru sa redakcijom igrač dr.mr.sc.fil.log.arh.gen.
- Dojava iz Veterinarskog zavoda sHrvatske : Krenula je sezona alergije na mačke, pa tako i na
- Tjedni izvještaj Instituta Hrvoje Pesek:Ovog tjedna Institut Hrvoje Pesek je odlučio objaviti tjedni presjek znanstvenih otkrića:
1. Jedenje sarme uzrokuje kraći životni vijek kod svinje od koje je sarma napravljena. Teoretski i eksperimentalno dokazano.
2. eBebe su krive za svaki overkill jer ih ima jako puno i rade jako puno dmg.
3. Jezikoslovni odjel Instituta: Ne piše se:"mi napadamo Sloveniju" nego "mi oslobađamo Istru i Zagorje
4. Gospa iz Međugorja je zasvijetlila čim je saznala da je sHrvatska napala sSloveniju, a prestala je svijetliti čim je potpisan NAP
5. Saborski izbori su, poslije proljeća i ljeta najljepše godišnje doba. Istraživanje provedeno nad 69 sHrvata pokazalo je da igrači za vrijeme saborskih (ilitiga na hrvackom "kongresnih" ) izbora u mozgu luče izrazito visoke količine dopamina, hormona koji ima prirodni učinak jointa i djeteline s 4 lista.
- TRAŽI SE NOVI MoD: Iako su svi ljuti na predsjednika i ministra obrane zbog ratnog neuspjeha koji je doveo do potpisivanja super-NAP-a, nitko nije dao pametan prijedlog tko bi mogao biti dobar ministar obrane. Međutim, redakcija naših novina je došla do skrivene kandidature za MoD. Ako ova kandidatura prođe vjerojatno nikad više nećemo imati problema s obranom:
- U poslovne vode: Kapetan, general i kandidat za MoD Josip Joka Joe Šimunić je otvorio novu prijevoznu tvrtku zvanu Šimunić Airlines. Ovo je promotivni materijal koji nam je velikodušnu ustupio gosp. Šimunić:
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
