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Some of y'all might remember me from the primera server. For those of you who just happened to read this article, I publish little funnies and interesting stuff for you to enjoy and take a break from all that seriousness and all that's involved in e-Sim. Of course, I have to include something from e-sim so this article won't be deletedd for not being relevant to the game.
Darn it. I just lost the game.
And I can't find that smiley face I used on the primera server, so I replaced it with another.
Well anyways, here's to a little e-sim digest. We totally pwned Columbia just recently when we (US) attacked Andino . After that, we had no battles at all..
And I sometimes publish random stuff.
I saw this, erm, interesting towel the other day when I was looking through google images for a project.
There was a story I came upon the other day, titled A Pal-Tree Understanding Of Plants.
(A customer walks up with a dead, five foot tall maple sapling at the garden center where I work. It has been cut with a handsaw and has obviously been dead for a least three or four months.)
Customer: “I want a refund! You sold me this tree last summer, but in November the leaves all turned yellow, dried out, and fell off. I want a refund!”
Me: “So, in autumn your tree lost its leaves?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Sir, broad leaf trees in Canada like this do lose their leaves in the fall and then grow back in the spring. Your tree was just dormant for the winter.”
Customer: “But after the leaves all fell off, I put it in the garage! Now it’s spring, and the leaves aren’t growing back, so it must be defective. I want a refund NOW!”
Me: “When you put your tree into your garage in the fall, how did you get it in there?”
Customer: “I cut it!”
Me: “So, you cut it down and now you want a refund because it’s dead?”
Customer: “I want to speak to the owner!”
(I call the owner, who is a hard-nosed woman in her sixties.)
Owner: “What seems to be the problem sir?”
Customer: “Yeah, this tree you sold me last year is dead. I want a refund.”
Owner: “Was it alive before you put a saw to it?”
Customer: “Well, it was, and then in November all of the leaves turned yellow and fell off, so I cut it and put it in my garage. Now I want a refund!”
Owner: “Get out of here!”
I'm just going to be two-clicking on the primera server now. Since I'm loyal to my subbers, I'll publish the link onto the primera server for new articles that I write on this server, but that's pretty much it. Sorry guys on the primera server. But I wanted a fresh start.
As always,
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Also, something my friend showed me once is still annoying me because I still can't figure it out. Comment if you figured out where the $1 went.
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
