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The introduction of go and no-go jokes
رفیقم تعریف میکرد : My definition would
امروز ناهار آبگوشت داشتیم ، طبق معمول منو و داداشم سر استخون قلم ، دعوامون شد ...
As usual we had soup for lunch and my brother and I would fight for the bone broth
مامان از تو آشپزخونه داد میزنه : My mother shouted from the kitchen
چتونه خونه رو گذاشتید رو سرتون ، مگه شما سگید که بر استخون دعوا میکنید ؟؟؟
Why do not you have a dog fight, you fight for your bones
صد بار گفتم استخونا برا باباتونه ...!!!؟؟؟ I said a hundred times for the bones of your father
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ﺑﻪ حیف نون ﻣﯿﮕﻦ ﺑﻨﻮﯾﺲ ﻣﻨﺎﺭ ﻣﯿﻨﻮﯾﺴﻪ ﭼﻨﺎﺭ! ﺑﻬﺶ ﻣﯿﮕﻦ ﺑﺨﻮﻧﺶ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﺧﯿﺎﺭ!!!!!!!!Write a minaret to call Hyfnvn Now writes red plane say a cucumber at home
از برادران یوسف پرسیدن وقتی یوسف را در چاه انداختین چه گفت : گفت شلپ !
The brothers ask Joseph when he throws well, what did you say: told Shylp!
ته دیگ چیست؟ آخرین امید حیف نون برای سیرشدن What is the bottom of the pot? Last Hope pity bread to the full
غضنفر پاش درد میگیره، قرص مسکن میگذاره تو جورابش! Ghazanfar gave foot pain, pain pills, I looked at the shoes lays
حیف نون خوابیده بوده، میان بیدارش کنن می بینن پین کد (Pin Code) می خواد!
Too bad the bread was asleep, they wake to see the PIN (Pin Code) wants!
درسته پراید کولرش خوب نیست ولی وُژدانن بخاریش خوب خنک می کنه ! Pride is not a good conditioner heater cool down right good!
خیلی بده که یه آهنگ عاشقونه تو رو یاد ۶۵ نفر بندازه!!! Too bad that 65 people could learn a song for lovers you!
غضنفر به گارسونه میگه:عرق داری؟گارسونه آروم میگه:آره The Garsvnh Ghazanfar says you sweat? Garsvnh slowly says: Yes
Ghazanfar says Tenet after a cold fall jackets!
غضنفر میگه:پس کاپشن تنت کن سرما نخوری!!!
سه نفر داشتن غذا مي خوردن 1نفرشون از بس مي خوره مي تركه بعد اون 2تاي ديگه مي گن خوش به حالش سير شد
3 people have enough food to eat one of them eats the wand after he cheerfully tell you that 2 people were full
چوپونه با گوسفنداش لج میکنه میبرتشون چمن مصنوعی . Involved a grudge takes Chvpvnh sheep artificial grass.
خدا زن را آفرید و به او گفت در هر گوشه ی زمین که بگردی میتونی مرد ایده آل خود رو پیدا کنی !
آنگاه بود که خدا زمین را گرد آفرید !
God created woman and told her to look in every corner of the earth you can find your ideal man!
It was then that God created the earth round!
دو شکارچي اهل نيوجرسي در جنگل بودند که يکي از آن‌ها روي زمين افتاد. او نفسش بند آمد و چشمهايش وارونه شد. دومي گوشي تلفن خود را برداشت و با اورژانس تماس گرفت و به اپراتور اورژانس گفت: «دوستم مرده! چه کار کنم؟» اپراتور با صداي آرامي در جواب گفت: «خونسردي خود را حفظ كنيد. من به شما کمک مي‌کنم. اجازه دهيد اول از مرگ دوست شما مطمئن شويم.» سکوتي پشت خط تلفن حاکم شد و ناگهان صداي شليک گلوله‌اي به گوش رسيد. شکارچي گوشي را برداشت و گفت: «حالا چه کار کنم؟»
The hunter from New Jersey were in the woods, one of them fell on the ground. She stopped her breath and her eyes were turned upside down. The latter picked up his phone and calls the emergency services and told the emergency operator: "My friend is dead! What do I do? "Operator with a calm voice said," to keep his composure. I will help you. First, make sure you let me love death. "Silent behind the line and suddenly gunshots were heard as a bullet. Hunter picked up the phone and said, "Now what do I do?"
البته يکي از رايج‌ترين لطيفه‌هاي مردم آمريکا، لطيفه‌اي است که مي‌گويد: «دو آمريکايي مشغول بازي گلف بودند که يکي از آن‌ها مراسم خاکسپاري باشكوهي را در حوالي زمين بازي مي‌بيند و همان لحظه کلاه خود را از سر برمي‌دارد. چشمانش را مي‌بندد و به نشانه احترام تعظيم مي‌کند. دوستش با ديدن اين حرکت مي‌گويد: «واي! اين يکي از تاثيربرانگيزترين حرکاتي است که تاکنون ديده‌ام. تو واقعا مرد مهرباني هستي.»
او در پاسخ مي‌گويد: «بله. ما 35 سال با هم زندگي کرديم!»
Of course, one of the most Ltyfhhay American people Ltyfhay that says: "The Americans were playing golf one magnificent funeral at the neighborhood playground and ISP sees takes off his hat. He closes his eyes and bowing is a sign of respect. Love to see this move says: "Oh! Tasyrbrangyztryn ever seen one of these movements. You truly are a kind man. "
He says: "Yes. We lived together for 35 years! "
ﮐﯿﺴﻪ ﯼ ﺑﺮﻧﺞ ﻣﺤﺴﻦ ﭼﯿﺴﺖ ؟
ﮐﯿﻒ ﺳﺎﻣﺴﻮﻧﺖ ﺍﯾﺮﺍﻧﯿﻬﺎ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ حمل قلیان به نقاط مختلف کشور
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Iran's briefcase bag for carrying around hookah
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همیشه شاد باشید تا روزی دیگر بدرود Always happy to have another day Goodbye
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
