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南笙,这个长在大山里的四川姑娘在豆瓣上似乎一夜之间就火了,火到了什么程度呢?你自己上网搜下吧。不过话说回来,南笙有张萝莉的面孔,可却是一颗大叔心,平时的生活也就是喝酒写字弹琴,连嘴里冒出来的可都是古诗篇……妈的,你到底是不是90后?我看是70后吧!

我们还就不信了,她难道没点小女孩该有的样子吗?

(F=《男人装》,南=南笙)

F:敢不敢对诗?
南:好啊。(挑眉)

F:城中相识尽繁华,日夜经过赵李家……
南:谁怜越女颜如玉,贫贱江头自浣纱……咦?你咋知道我喜欢王维?

F:我有线人。
南:真的假的?

F:别打岔!我听说你还想去修道出家啥的。
南:我就是想去当尼姑,听说尼姑的工资都蛮高诶。而且发型很性感。(?)哈⋯其实也不是修炼,只是想让找个没啥人类的地方呆段时间。

F:高中辍学以后怎么没去修一下?
南:我没辍学啊,你的线人不靠谱(托腮)。

F:我的朋友认识你的前任。
南:世界真小啊,这个⋯就不要说了吧。(捂脸)

F:不说别人,那就说说你自己呗。为什么后来没上大学?
南:我高考的分数只能上专科,但也没去读。

F:因为只想上蓝翔技校……
南:你真相了哈哈哈哈哈。———其实有两个原因。第一,我不喜欢读书,觉得大学对于我这种浪子来说,只是浪费时间。第二,当时家里条件不允许。父母说你要是读大学的话就自己去贷款,我最讨厌欠债这种事情,与其让我去借债读书还不如不读。

F:所以,你需要一个可以依靠的?
南:毛主席说得好,自己动手丰衣足食。


F: 可你不是大叔控吗?
南:这个⋯⋯随缘,随缘。

F:老实交待吧你,到底喜欢啥样的?
南:……我喜欢会让我害羞的人。

F:怎么才能让你害羞?
南:一句话。

F:别停。
南:你再这样问下去我都要不好意思了…哎呀⋯就是情话啊。女人是听觉系动物嘛。

F:没啦?
南:说来说去就是两个人要能够沟通,要懂对方。但我发现一个人要懂另外一个人实在是太难了,特别是男人和女人,思维相差太远了。人和人之间的差距比人和猪之间的差距还要大。

F:你把他们比作猪……还不如!
南:呃……我没有!

F:身为一个名人,要对自己说的话负责。
南:啥名人?人家只是个小老百姓。(对手指)

F:别逗了,网上黑你和护着你的,都快打起来了。对了,你对“黑粉”有什么看法?
南:是得不到我⋯⋯就要毁掉我吗⋯(抹泪)其实刚开始的时候会很难受,很抑郁,后来慢慢的就想开了,人各有志。不过像天涯啊那些地方的人都很有才,说话也很逗。

F:哦?
南:说我像个被少爷那什么的丫鬟……只要不过底线就好。

F:你的底线比通房大丫鬟还低?
南:我觉得他再怎么黑没关系,只要不揭隐私不影响到我正常生活就好,电脑一关世界和平。

F:以后想怎么发展?
南:一切随缘,也许会唱歌,也许会出本书,也许会演戏⋯⋯但宁缺毋滥。

F:想演啥?
南:我先说一个最不适合我的角色,就是那种富裕家庭里霸道任性的大小姐。
而最适合我的,就是外表天真无邪,其实谁都不知道她是一个杀手!就像《杀死比尔》里面,刘玉玲所饰演那角色的少女时代,太帅了。

F:最后还不是被人干掉了……你觉得她性感?
南:嗯,我现在越来越喜欢陈冲,刘玉玲这样的美人。初看不惊艳,但越看越有味,细眉细眼。眼睛会说话,已经很美,但是连眉毛都会说话的人就太稀有了。一招一式都是风情。

F:今后打算怎么向她靠拢?
南:我呀,我不会变成明星的。

F:但你现在就是这么火,怎么着吧!
南:我觉得自己完全不像一个艺人的状态,完全是成天想东想西的一小丫头。我觉得有一两个自己满意的作品,被那么一小部分人所知道,所喜欢,做一个自得其乐的小艺人,那是最好的状态。

F:真正的小艺人看你这么说,掐死你的心都有。
南:来吧,反正我已经看破了红尘,只想找个人好好打一架。




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