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李亚红:没头脑和不高兴












电脑搜索“李亚红”,出来的基本上都是关于她各种走光的新闻,啧啧。如果你认为这姑娘尺度大,那可能不对。如果你认为这姑娘炒作,那就是错的。因为,这姑娘的头脑根本就想不到那一步。顶多就是,她真的忘了防走光!这样没头脑,我们是很高兴,不过更多人恐怕很不高兴。

在见到李亚红的一分钟之内,我就要求摸摸她——别误会!只是想摸摸她的肌肉到底有多硬而已,谁让她宣称自己以前是练体育的。只不过,她的体育生涯完全是一部“花心史”:先是练长跑,有一天,她跑到大概第10圈的时候,忽然灵魂出窍——“我这是在做什么啊,难道要永远这么重复无意义下去吗?”然后她溜进跳高组里,跟人家学着跳。又有那么一天,她练跳高的时候看见有人在打篮球,她就一个兴起马上转去篮球队。说到这里,我明白她没什么肌肉也属正常,都是不专一惹的祸。这姑娘不仅没肌肉,还没什么计划,不知道审时度
势,更不知道人生规划是干吗使的,想一出是一出的做法跟她的性情完全吻合。如果说她每选择的一个人生路是一条直线的话,那么她人生的白纸……呃,上面的乱线大概像一幅抽象艺术作品。

她16 岁的时候彻底告别了体育。那是因为,她被人怂恿去参加一个模特比赛,大概是稀里糊涂地就去了,一不小心得了个冠军,从此以后就开始了她的模特职业生涯。如果是别人,估计早把这张白纸揉吧揉吧扔进垃圾桶,但她,恨不得给它题字裱框。别以为她能够完成这幅抽象作品的行为艺术,她现在又不想当模特了,因为有一次,她在天山拍片的时候,零下30 摄氏度的天气里,化妆师给她补妆都是故作镇定的,不然她发抖,化妆师也发抖,那估计得共振引起雪崩。李亚红在皑皑白雪中看起来像个女神——冻得全身闪着圣洁的紫光。如果把这么多年的时间全部用来专注一件事,没准她早就成名成腕了,可是模特还没当够,她又去拍电影。都说女孩要到25 岁才算彻底发育完全,也就是说,李亚红还没彻底发育完全,就已经变了将近5种职业路,每一次她都没想清楚自己到底要干什么就干了,干了以后又不专一,如果非要对她说点什么的话,真想戳着她的脑门说——“亚红啊,你可长点儿心吧!”不过,她自己好像一点儿也不在乎。

F:没头脑小姐,你今天的表现让我们非常不高兴!
李:啊?

F:迟到半个小时,还端着咖啡晃晃悠悠地进来,进来还戴着墨镜。
李:靠!我一直以为我是早到了半个小时!

F:……
李:……

F:你有没有觉得咱俩在一起很容易冷场?
李:啊,不好意思!我刚才脑子跳到别的地方去了。

F:我先不生气,你先告诉我你惹怒过哪些人?
李:昨天在健身房还把教练惹怒了。

F:肌肉男你都敢招惹?
李:事情是这样的,我本来约了教练学网球,刚开始打得不好,球肯定就满场乱飞啊,然后我就去捡球,捡球的时候看到旁边的乒乓球区好多人在打乒乓球,当时就忘了我还在打网球,马上跑过去跟不认识的人打乒乓球。
F:然后教练就怒了。
李:嗯,把我拎回去继续练网球。

F:看来还是得武力镇压。
李:就在被他拎回去的过程中,我又看见了练杠铃的……











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