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孙菲菲:爱背古文的妞儿













我承认,当我进到影棚的时候,看见的是浑身精肉的孙菲菲。

与太多太多眼神空洞,身体麸囊的女明星相比,孙菲菲简直就是个极品。身体的每一根肌肉纤维里就像有个发电机一样,紧致而柔美。

多说一句,她真的很瘦,不过——哼哼……你懂的,有图有真相。

(F=《男人装》,孙= 孙菲菲)

F:你还没男朋友吧?
孙:……

F:不会说到你的痛处了吧?
孙:是的。为什么一上来就说我的伤心事?

F:别这么哭丧着脸,对于我们读者来说,这是福音,大家还有机会。
孙:你这是又准备在杂志上给我征婚吗?

F:那倒不是。杂志的广告位很贵的。就是想知道下,这样我们就有了修炼的方向。
孙:其实女演员,很多找了同行或者经商的老板。不过我并不是特别喜欢这些人。

F:你该不会喜欢编辑吧?
孙:差不多……

F:编辑们都会爱上你的,感动得要哭了……
孙:感动什么?又不是选编辑。

F:……
孙:我就是喜欢安静点儿的,有点学问的。然后,长相、财富什么的都是次要条件,关键是得比我有学问……

F:那条件不算高啊。你11 岁就去舞蹈学院学舞蹈了,不见得多有学问吧?
孙:上善若水。水善利万物而不争,处众人之所恶,故几于道。居善地,心善渊,与善仁,言善信,政善治,事善能,动善时。夫唯不争,故无尤……

F:……够了!你吓着我了!竟然真的能背《道德经》,还以为资料搞错了呢。
孙:谁让你怀疑我呢?不过,现在我更喜欢看佛经。

F:现在能背这些的人,年纪比我们全屋子人加起来还大。
孙:哈哈……不会啦。我坚信有这么一个人会在某处等我。

F:并不是每一个70 岁老头儿都像贝卢斯科尼一样强。
孙:哪儿强?

F:呃……换个话题吧?说说你被打的事儿?
孙:网上写的,基本就是全部的事实。

F:不是当场翻脸的吧?
孙:不是。是后来他们找人,成功地伏击了我们。

F:当时怕吗?
孙:不怕。被打的时候,我还挺狠的,说“要么你们现在把我打死,只要我活着回去,你们就要付出代价……”

F:那他们后来怎样了?
孙:他们道歉了啊。打人的被治安拘留了15 天……

F:你竟然叫警察……
孙:我认为叫警察是最好的处理方法,如果不报警的话,不要说抓人,恐怕连我的片酬都拿不全。

F:你还真挺坚强。
孙:对,如果不坚强,没人会在乎你的眼泪。

F: 听说你很感谢打你的人?
孙: 是的。现在想起来还是要感谢动手打人的那个人,更重要的是要感谢那个幕后策划者,他们让我变得更加豁达强大。人不怕遇到挫折,所有挫折都是一个机会。我们讲缘分,缘分有顺缘也有逆缘。逆缘只是暂时的挫折,它会让我们发现身上的不足,让以后的道路走的更坦荡,更顺畅。

F:道理懂得还挺多,这姑娘不简单。
孙:其实我小时候挺内向的,甚至是自闭的。到舞蹈学院一年多之后才慢慢变得外向起来。

F:不是慢慢吧?资料显示,你是忽然就变了。
孙:也许吧。刚来的第一年,老是自己一个人在被窝里哭,想家。可能哭了一年后发现,不解决什么问题,就不哭了,开始变吧。别人也许就觉得是忽然的事儿。但其实,我觉得还蛮漫长的。

F:转变之后,你怎么了?
孙:其实没怎么。就是不自闭了,愿意跟人沟通了吧。

F:但资料说,你变得很皮啊。
孙:真没有。我11 岁到舞蹈学院,憋了一年,女孩也就该到逆反期了。真没皮,就是逆反。

F:怎么逆反了?早恋?
孙:我们系管得特别严,什么都不让,跟坐牢一样,别说早恋了,就是剪头发,都不准。只能留长黑直发。

F:管得严,你就不做了,基本不属于逆反吧?属于乖乖女。
孙:也没不做啊。我染了头发。然后就被老师揪办公室一顿训,罚了我500 块。

F:罚款?
孙:对啊……你以为呢。那时候一个月也就这么多钱,罚完,穷死了。

F:那有想辙搞钱吗?
孙:没有。我兜里总是有一些积蓄再加上我对物质没太多渴望,所以没机会花钱。

F:现在后悔吗?
孙:当然不后悔。每个人选择的路不同吧。

F:你坚信自己选择是对的?即使失去了一些东西。
孙:当然。我认为,信仰可以改变人生。人是需要信仰的,有信仰的人,很牛。比如本·拉登……这个你们不能写吧?

F:谁?本·拉登?没问题!
孙:我就觉得,像本·拉登这样,能够坚持信仰,不畏强权,奋死抵抗的人,很值得尊敬。

F:你还真是重口味,居然喜欢他。
孙:对呀。可能因为我就是这样有坚持的人,认真的人,所以会喜欢他。

F:嗯。看出来了,你一定是个有坚持的人。
孙:你怎么看出来的?

F:刚刚拍片时,我觉得,你直接穿内衣,比在内衣里再贴肉穿个胸衣打底要好看,我猜,这就是你的坚持。
孙:只有坚持才能见到曙光,当然我觉得做人除了坚持以外还要松弛。更重要的是感恩,这才是生活真正的内容。哈哈,还有之前我跟编辑说了我的拍摄想法,结果编辑把它给枪毙了。

F:你的方案是什么样的?
孙:就是找个男洗手间,小便池落地的那种。然后我叉腿站小便池前头,就跟个男人一样,(说着站起来演示)背部全裸,穿个小短裤,有根水柱从腿中间射在小便池里,然后用那种特不屑的表情,像在说“我就这么尿了,怎么着?”既然来了,要做就做个能给人印象的东西,温吞水太多了,没意思。

F:就是!大家都该向你学习。下回再有人来拍,就该拿你的话教育他们!
孙:就是!记得给我版权。哈哈……

F:…… 和编辑抢版税者,死!!!!







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