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This was the primary question in every decent American's mind this morning, "why is an ordinary Turkish Family barbecuing on the grasses of White House ?". To understand what happened, we just need to rewind a bit in time and go back to the war in Alaska.
Minister of Defence Ankyra: Throw bananas to stop the gorilla !
Times were desperate when the last of the MIB forces started to retreat behind Yukon River. But Seward Peninsula was secured anyway and reinforcement capabilities of the allied forces were unlimited. For some brief hours, we whought we lost this war but General VicaPota with his 20.th Trooper Battalion of EFE Army set forth his remaining man power with the asistance of the heavy artillery coverage fire from the 11.th Artillery Brigade of the Weltschmerz Army commanded by General BykusR and 22.nd Field Artillery Division of the Weltschmerz army commanded by General ManiaX. General BattleLine with his 35.th Mechanized Infatry Brigade took advantage of this panic moment by the enemy and with the help of the Serbia, Iran, Lithuania and Greece armies following his forces, he managed to stop the retreat and hold a front step near Manley Hot Springs again. Enemy threw all they've got and they even tried to bring in a giant gorilla to the battle but clever tactics by Defence Minister Ankyra at that point, once again saved the day: We threw bananas !
Once again USA forces asked for help from traitors. This move paid back for a while stopping the advancing forces of allies near Tanana. General SaticiPij re coordinated the split armies at that point to lead through another unexpected victory. The united Holland, Serbia, Iran, Slovenia, Israel and Indonesia forces kept marching on along with general's 3.rd Marine Divison of the Team of Death Army.
A brave colonel and a war hero !
Battle was a lost course with the engagement of a commando wannabe of the enemy. The saga condinued with the brave decisions of a colonel, barbar390 and the rapid attack by a battle hero, ikinci. İkinci is not only a battle hero but also a "godoman". ( Sal gelsin ;0 )
General XottomanX with his 8.th Heavy Tank Battalion of the Team of Death Army marching through Faribanks was by no means stopable at that moment. General Alpraslan ordered major azzyldrm to command the 2.nd Tank Division of Turk Ordusu in the border combat of Fairbanks. It was about to fall when the US forces were running away as much as they can survive and save themselves being trampled under the tracks of Turkish Tanks.
General BykusR was determined to help General XottomanX with his earlier prediction about the final outcome of the war. He sent his 4.rd Fighter/Bomber and 2.nd Interceptor squadrons to bury the last standing US forces under the ground and he actually did it ! Heavy artillery fire by forces of General Aegon and General halilksk in this round were deciders along with the accurate bombs of the squadrons. This picture shows the final stage of the war taken by our photographer
The Epic war ended for a victory for us. Millions of cannonballs thrown, billions of bullets fired and thousands of bombs dropped. War brough heavy casualties for us but a catastrophy for the USA. There are few things that can make you as happy as punching Uncle Sam on the nose.
Shortly after the war, General Aegon organised a parade regarding the visit of Prime Minister CanfezaOrhanGul. Complete high command and high rank generals of the Turkish Army were there to hail the Commander and Chief. Jadenly Telegraph reached the secret aftermath of war report presented to the prime minister and here we are publishing it breavely !
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