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Now I'm running for the Party Presidency of the Woman's Liberation thingy.
You may wonder why such a handsome, ripped and sexy guy wants to lead the womenfolk, but but hey, we, guys are people too! And I happen to be a full lesbian myself! Err, no, I was looking for that other word. Feminist, I am a feminist too!
I must admit that before joining the WLP I had been an insensitive, egoistic male chauvinist pig. That comes pretty natural to us, healthy adult males. I don't want to be too hard on myself, so I must add, that I've nevertheless been a wholehearted enthusiast of women from early puberty, when I first saw my first (well, not counting the initial feedzone) pair of tits. That was kind of an eye-opener.
But then, I suddenly saw the tunnel. Or the light, or whatever. I discovered the WLP and got enlightened at once like the Iraqi landscape when a refinery blows up. Women might actually be people too! We of course can't know that for sure, so no need to be too rigid ideologywise, but still, they certainly have some rights, like deciding over what kind of sandwiches they make and stuff. So they need to be liberated.
And since women are weak and helpless creatures,it takes a real man to fight for their rights. A ripped, sexy hero, a champion!
And this is where I come to the picture. Girls, let me be your loving Daddy! Like a boss.
I decided to accept the challenge and wave the proud flag of feminism on Secura!
You, boys, gender-biased, male chauvinist bastards, who start salivating at the sight of a pair of perky tits may ask:"Who Needs Feminism?'
That is a very good question, basically those old, ugly bats who cannot get a decent guy for themselves. But feminism is much more than that! Feminism is the radical notion that we can make both sexes equal by focusing solely on the issues of one of them.
So it's high time that we start thinking about what if women are actually people? Bet that never came to you before! But really, they should obviously not be discriminated, as they say discrimination is basically something nasty.
Just imagine. Even today, a lot of public swimming pools and beaches force girls to use segregated dressing rooms and toilets. Not even to mention the hidebound expectation that they should wear bikini tops, while us, heartless males are allowed to freely let the cool breeze sharpen our nipples.
This has to come to an end, as well as several other ugly examples of discrimination, that may or may not appear in-game.
First, equal work merits equal pay! That is actually how the game already works, but I've read an article by that Castro guy, that workers should be liberated from the oppression of their greedy employers, and I also kinda like the idea to set some goals which make absolutely no sense within the game, but later I can claim meeting them as my own success.
I've also noted that some of the other parties have launched community projects , so once elected I will not let the WLP fall behind. I'm too greedy to distribute free stuff for all those lazy lefties, who cannot get ahead themselves, so I'll launch the:
The concept is basically chicks giving me tits, and then I'll tenderly handle them with the greatest care possible.
Once elected, I will only let slim, young and hot chicks run under our banner, after all it's up to us, enlightened feminists to turn around the poor public image of ourselves, namely that feminists are either middle-aged, neglected housewives, or those flat, ugly bookworms who never get invited to college sex parties.
Thus I hereby invite all caring American boys and chicks to join the WLP and help me spread the word:
There are so many uncharted territories of contemporary science, so many things our humble minds will always fail to comprehend, that it's also perfectly possible (even if not necessarily probable) that women are people too!
Elect Beeblebrox to PP of WLP, and I'll show all e-Sim girls where there places are!
What can I do? Plenty, sister!
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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
