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Some of you may know me, some may not. If you don't here is a nice paragraph about me:
Background
I am bananaboy378. I have been playing this game since day 1 on this server (over a year) of which 4 months of which I have been a GO here, and since day 94 on the over server (over 2 years) of which 10 months of which I have been a GO there *and I still am :>
. I am a mainly primera player, however, I must confess, I have been attracted to secura for some time, since it is frankly, a better run UK. I have been watching with interest the politics of the server, and the UK's interaction for some time, so despite the fact that I have not had an official government role for some time, I must declare, I know the goings on of the eWorld, and basically where the power lies.
Why I am running
#Yolo
#davdictatorshipbroken
#Ihavenolife
My views of the current states of the UK
MoHA
I'll start with the one I'd like to change the most.
MoHA under the latest set of regimes has suffered to be honest. While I am no doubt sure of the new player messaging and other essential things to keep noobs around, we have not had any sort of competitions, or general merriment made inside the UK other than the occasional war... This I plan to change.
Wat will happen under mein Reiche
Basically, funzies. I don't do anything unless it involves the '4lolz' when suggested.
New player messaging, weekly competitions, and I will introduce 2 of my personal favourite schemes ever run, one of which will be entirely funded by myself:
Bewbs 4 Fewds
This is what I will fund :> Basically, all benefit from this scheme. It is sadly only for those under level 14. Basically, you go to the official eUK forums, and post a scantily clad female (no reposts if possible plox) under my rather lovely thread once a day, and you receive 10 tasty q5 food. E Z RRZ!!!
Sunday Funday
The best alliteration the entire of the primera UK could come up with in it's golden era.
Basically, just for entering the UK IRC Channel Link here you get 30 q1 weapons, and then around 1 pm GMT, we drop them on some random battle.
It's fun, it's sunday, and it gets the UK leverage to get potential new allies. What more could you want?
MoFA
I'll not pretend I could do any better than the CP's before me, reincarnate, dav and Pathogen are better foreign affairs people than me. However, I will try to maintain our presence on the FA scene, and if i get a decent enough cabinet, I will try to get us an alliance place, and with sunday Funday, I will hopefully add to our pool of potential MPP's.
Which leads me to talk about my view of MPP's...
Basically, I think most of the eWorld has it wrong on this. 10g, for a country like us, is a lot. So, if we spend 10g on a MPP, then do not use it in terms of battles, then it has been wasted. I will only authorise MPP's that we either get battles through, or to affirm our friendship with a new ally, nothing else. I will not waste 10g because it may hurt some poor forig's feelings. They should be grown men or women, they can get over it.
MoF
Something I have no idea about to be honest. Other than keep a track of the taxs we gain per day on a spreadsheet and a resulting graph, keep a stable peg there isn't much else we can do, as I don't want to sink gold into companies, as I on't like the fluctuations in price of companies over whimsical things such as war.
Also, I will have a poke at the taxs, which I consider frankly, to be much too protectionist for certain key things like food. I would look to keep the protection around the iron/weps/diamonds/gifts but relax it around houses and food.
MoD
Ma faves. Basically, I will do anything to make MoD better.
I love the multiple MU's we have, I will try to keep them going while there is still a pool of players large enough to keep them going.
I love the supplies, I don't even want to look over the supply system.
I love the current leaders.
The only thing I will potentially change about the MoD is the fact we do not help private MU's.
So, all private MU leaders listen up. For MU leaders who have an MU of over 100 days old, I will be offering gold loans of up to 200g at 2% non compound interest rate per week, so you can make sustainable investments for your MU. I am planning to run next term if all goes well, hence if you abuse it, or me in any way you will lose a potential way to make your MU great.
Finally, all gov. MU members will get an extra 30 q1 weapons on sunday funday.
Cabinet:
MoD - joshyboymc
MoFA - Dav432
MoHA - Me
MoF - Pathogen
As you can see, MoHA is open. While, no matter what, I like to do the lions share of the spam :> However, I also like to get a new face into cabinet every term I am in office. So, if you fancy a crack at politics, apply to me via PM.
You will be expected to do: Nothing.
You will have the freedom to do: anything after you run it past me.
I need to poo and some beer now, peace <3
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
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Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
