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here are the NAP terms that Serbia offers to every country under it's occupation...
1. In order for Serbia to accept the NAP and to gain your freedom You will pay a one time payment to Serbia Org in following ammounts:
- 200 Gold for each Core region,
- 300 Gold for Capital,
- 300 Gold for High Region (if any)
2. You will not declare war or fight against Serbia in RW's on it's territory.
3. For every 1kk dmg made by your country citizen or your country MU against Serbia, You will pay 3 Gold .
4. You will accept 500 Gold debt as guarantee of not attacking or fighting in RW's against Serbia.
5. This deal does not include Albanian regions Lezhe and Shkoder, they will never be free again.
6. This prices are subject to change based on market movement, supply/demand.
7. This prices DO NOT include 19% VAT.
8. This prices DO NOT include any additional charges that may incur in the moment of negotiations
9. This NAP is valid for full 30 days from the moment of signing.
10. After 30 days have passed, country that signed the NAP with Serbia has 24 hours to pay additional 500 Gold to extend NAP in duration of 30 days.
11. If 500 Gold have not been paid in 24 hours deadline, Serbia will Declare War and retake the country foolish enough to not pay.
12. Signing of new NAP will have to be negotiated from start with the prices listed as above.
13. If you offer to sign this NAP on Sunday you will get 2% discount.
14. If You offer to sign this NAP on Serbian national Holiday you will get 5% discount.
15. Special offer: If You offer to sign this NAP on Easter day, Orthodox New Year or Orthodox Christmas you will get 10% discount.
IF above terms are not clear enough than You sir are s****d as ****!
For any additional information please feel free to contact my PR representative
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Best regards,
Country President of Serbia
Supreme Dictator of Illuminati
Evo i verzija na Srpskom za dečicu koja ne znaju ili ne umiju da koriste Google Translate:
Ako bilo kojeg predsjednika ili građanina neke od okupiranih zemalja interesuje šta je potrebno da bi se oslobodili, evo uslova koje postavlja Srbija svim okupiranim zemljama:
1. Da bi Srbija prihvatila Pakt o nenapadanju (NAP) a da bi vi dobili slobodu potrebno je da platite Serbia Org-u sledeće sume:
- 200 Gold za obične regije,
- 300 Gold za glavni grad,
- 300 Gold za High regiju (ako je ima)
2. Nećete ni pod kojim uslovima objavljivati rat Srbiji ili se tući u ratovima na njenoj teritoriji.
3. Za svaki Milion štete koji napravi vaš državljanin ili jedinica sa vašim državljanstvom plaćate 3 Gold .
4. Prihvatate dug od 500 Gold kao garanciju da nećete napadati Srbiju ili učestvovati u ratovima na njenoj teritoriji.
5. Ovaj ugovor ne obuhvata regije u Albaniji Lezhe i Shkoder. One neće nikada biti slobodne.
6. Cijene nisu fiksne i variraju shodno stanju na tržištu. Može biti da skoče, može biti da padaju.
7. Cijene ne uključuju PDV 19%.
8. Cijene ne uključuju dodatne troškove koji mogu nastati u momentu pregovora.
9. Ovaj Pakt je validan 30 dana od dana potpisivanja.
10. Po isteku 30 dana država koja je potpisala Pakt sa Srbijom ima vremenski rok od 24 sata da plati 500 Gold da produži Pakt za još 30 dana.
11. Ako se 500 Gold ne uplati u roku od 24 sata, Srbija će objaviti rat i vratiti oslobođene teritorije.
12. Potpisivanje novog Pakta povlači nove pregovore sa plaćanjem punih cijena gore navedenih.
13. Prihvatanje ovog Pakt-a uoči i u toku Nedelje obezbeđuje vam 2% popusta.
14. Prihvatanje ovog Pakt-a uoči i za vrijeme Državnog praznika u Srbiji obezbeđuje vam 5% popusta.
15. Specijalna ponuda: Prihvatanje ovog Pakt-a uoči i za vrijeme Božića, Vaskrsa ili Srpske Nove Godine obezbeđuje vam 10% popust.
Ako vam gore navedeni uslovi nisu jasni, onda ste g***i k'o k***c.
Za sve dodatne informacije mo\ete kontaktirati mog Potparola (Glasnogovornika)
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Predsednik Srbije
Vrhovni Diktator Alijanse Iluminati
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