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然后弄点福利内涵段子吧！
有人出上联：“大旱三年，仓空，井空，仓井空”，结果神人对出下联：“阴雨十日，屋烂，藤烂，屋藤烂”。现在缺横批……
一天，我请朋友吃饭，估计是他吃多了，在公交车上不停的打嗝：“呃，呃，呃……”旁边有个小兔崽子坐在妈妈腿上，奶声奶气接了一句：“曲项向天歌……”全车的人都笑疯了，只有我憋在那里，憋到内伤……
美院人体课上，一女生画着画着愤然将笔扔在地上，斥责男模：一会儿大一会儿小的， 到底还让不让人画了！
老婆花巨资做了整容，数天后变成美女回家！进门时，对一脸疑惑的丈夫说：“怎么？不认识我了？”丈夫愣了一下，然后惊喜地说：“快进来，我老婆不在家。”
儿子战战兢兢地回到家：“爸，今天考试只得了60分”。爸爸很生气：“下次再考低了，就别叫我爸！”第二天儿子回来了：“对不起，哥！”
男同学出差到某地，女同学去看他，两人聊天谈到工资，男同学问：”你税后多少钱？”女同学脸一红，小声说：”跟老同学睡还提啥钱，你先上床，我去洗个澡。”事后，男的发现旁边有张小男孩的照片。问女同学，“这不是那小学同学，叶二狗子吗？怎么，你们还有联系？”女的答:“那是我去泰国之前的照片！”…泰…泰国……！
某人问医生：“请问医生，我怎样才能活到
100
岁？”医生：“第一，戒酒。”某人：
“我从不喝酒。”医生：
“第二，戒色。”某人：
“我一点不讨女人喜欢。”医生：
“第三，
少吃肉。”某人：“我是个素食者！”医生：“那您活那么久干嘛？
一女孩夜归遇歹徒。歹徒凶狠问：站住！干嘛去？女孩不想被劫财，遂可怜巴巴道：
去借钱。歹徒依然凶狠问：借钱去干嘛？女孩又怕被劫色，便道：得了性病没钱治。歹徒怒
吼：滚！
A
先生发现妻子的手机上经常有一则陌生人的短信，而且每次短信的内容都是一样的：
“赵兄托你帮我办点事。
”
一天晚上十点半，
A
先生一举将出轨的妻子和那个正在苟合的男
人擒拿后，大骂：
TMD
，你以为那短信我看不懂
?
倒过来读就是“十点半我帮你脱胸罩
"
！下次继续啊兄弟们
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
