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Truth about Serbia (Political)
Posted 10 years ago by
RobertMKD    
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For Admins: Please note that this is not a provocation article, I'm just making fun on the expense of Serbia.


Okay, so we all are aware that Serbia is the real deal here on the Balkan and we are witnesses of the last expansion, when Serbia removed Bosnia and Herzegovina and part of Croatia, from the map and created their "Great Serbia". Serbia always proposes NAP with the conquered countries to get rid of them and get some gold.. But, imagine....

What'll happen if none of the occupied countries is accepting a NAP with Serbia?

They will keep rebelling and Serbia won't have time to fight for their alliance or conquer other lands..

And at the end... Great Serbia will turn into a Gigantic Swiss Cheese!!



Like this one!!



Now, the Gigantic Swiss Cheese will try to turn into a Edamer Cheese...



....with the help of Illuminati but.... A Gigantic Mouse will come and start biting the Swiss Cheese!!



The holes of the cheese start to expand and here you go - half of the cheese is gone! :O
While the rest of the cheese is already in the stomach of the hungry mouse!

Nice fairytale right?
I'm not so sure this'll happen but the new events inspired me to do this article.. Hope you all (Serbs, Croats, Bosnians and so on ) enjoyed it and I am waiting for your comments! (and your votes too! )

For certain Serbs: Don't forget this is a game.. You don't have to provoke us so you will strengthen your friendship with greece.

Just let's keep quiet, cos we may wake up the cat!!
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