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Bosnia and Herzegovina (Fun)
Posted 10 years ago by
MSteiner    
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The first country on my list is Bosnia and Herzegovina, as I'm an ecitizen of it. Beautiful country, with (mostly) beautiful people, but many problems. This is not going to be a geography or history class, so lets just quickly learn some facts about it.
Capital: Sarajevo
Neighbourhood: Croatia, Serbia, Montenegro
Region: Southeastern Europe (The Balkan)
Citizens: 4.613.414
Highest point: Maglic, 2386 m

Some other trivia:
A lake in Herzegovina, "Busko blato" is one of biggest artificial accumulations in Europe
"Trebisnjica" river is one of the longest sinking rivers on the Earth (before they built a dam, it actually was)
"Perucica" is biggest of few primeval forests left in Europe
*Edited*: People of Bosnia and Herzegovina like to play E-Sim! ! ! !

You get it, very rich in natural resources, very poor in every other aspect.

I'll also list some of the usual stereotypes attached to Bosnians and Herzegovians, which you can often hear in popular jokes (in whole ex-Yu region). They are: stupid, primitive and vulgar, funny, childish, cunning etc.

Now it's time for some photos
Bosnia and Herzegovina, thank you for the following:

1.
Contents of the unknown origin, but tasty as hell

2.
Master of the Universe (for more info, write "Kemal Malovcic" in Youtube search engine)

3.
This one is intended only for the people of BiH


Bosnia and Herzegovina, screw you for the following:

1.
WWI is initiated in Sarajevo, for the readers who are less history savvy


Visit following:

1.
It's Bascarsija, old part of Sarajevo

2.
Located in Mostar, and yes, some daredevils actually jump from up there (and like with any other crazy thing, they organize a yearly competition in it called "Abyss of death". Joke, they do compete, but the name is less retarded.)

3.
Beautiful town of Jajce

4.
One of most gorgeous rivers in Europe, Una river (another place to die in out of sport, I guess we're good at it)


What to bring if you're visiting:

1.
"How to be vulgar in daily conversation for dummies"

2.
You will fully understand this photo in few moments


Natural enemies:

1.
It's always a love-hate relationship between Ex-Yu countries


Should you visit Bosnia and Herzegovina? Definitely. You just need some money (bribe), driving skills (so you don't have to use tire change kit) and patience. Lots of patience. Also, as a bonus, you can get an university degree while your traveling partner is enjoying local food. If you'd like to have a degree in economics, kinesiology or variety of healthcare studies, just visit any bigger town along the way. If this is the case, money will serve you as a huge benefit in expressing your knowledge (of course, if you're gorgeous brunette in twenties, with hard breasts and huge ass, money is really unnecessary, lucky bi**h).

I hope you liked the article, don't forget to V+S!
Salut, MSteiner

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