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Juokingi ir ne tik savaitės įvykiai (Event related)
Posted 10 years ago by
robertelis14    
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Sveiki visi ,
Šiame straipsny noriu jums papasakoti apie juokingus savaitės įvykius. Tikiuosi jums patiks ir gerai, kaip tariant, pažvengsit . Nepamirškit V+S. Ačiū ir sėkmės

1. 547 dieną tarp ,,LIETUVA ŠIANDIEN'' ir ,,Robertelio straipsniai'' redaktorių kilo draugiška diskusija. John Valaitis pateikė pavyzdį, kaip galėtų savo laikraštyje pateikti ,,Robertelio straipsniai'' skelbiamas naujienas. Parašęs pavyzdį John suprato, kad pavyzdžio turinys galėjo įžeisti Robertą. John atsiprašė, tačiau robertėlis14 nieko neatrašė. John pamanė, kad robertėlis14 supyko. Vėliau paaiškėjo, kad robertėlis14 papraščiausiai nuėjo nusišikti.



2. 547 dieną tarp MajoNingyo ir Jamaika kilo baisus konfliktas. Nors, daugelis jau žino, kad konfliktas kilo dėl labai neapdairaus ir labai įžeidžiančio Jamaikos elgesio, šis vis tiek tęsė šį konfliktą, tačiau labai "susifeilino". Štai keletas citatų:

a. "DemoLt: Jamaika tai irgi žiaurus, bent nesiginčytų su moterim, o dabar kaip mažas vaikas, visur tik durni sakiniai.
MajoNingyo: Demo, protelis jo ne pagal metus aišku, ir mano ne ką geresnis, nes galėčiau į jį nekreipt dėmesio
Jamaika: demo... tu bekiauši, pasimokink istorijos ir suzinosi kad visada ir visur moterys buvo 0%, jau geriau musulmonu but pasjuosmoterys yra normalios o cia tik duok laisves ir prostituciu ir visokiu huj.
(ČIA DAR NIEKO, PALYGINUS SU)

b. "MajoNingyo: Jamaika, sakau, parodyk, kur jis yra. Gal tavo per mažas, kad pamatyčiau?
Išmok skaityt, kvailiuk.
"Jamaika: as nesakiau kieno ciulpiai tiesiog klausiu ar skanu kaip tai patinka ? cia gi tavo kaip ir pareiga (wtf, nesupratau nyfyga, išskyrus žodžius as nesakiau kieno )

c. "Jamaika: Ne tau duosiu pačiulpti, juk labai nori, be to, toks tavo kaip ir darbas (skyryba irgi šventas dalykas)


"Robertelis14: Ne tau duosiu? Nu ir nusišnekėjai
"Jamaika: Skaityt išmok.
"MajoNingyo: Ne tau duosiu pačiulpti . Tai kuriam čia dabar išmokt skaityt?



Na,bet žinot, ne kiekviena diena nesėkminga . Gal kokią dieną jis ir nuskels bent 1 (tikriausiai ir vienintelį) vykusį juokelį, tik aišku, vistiek neatitinkačio jo metus .

Na ir paskutinis savaitės įvykis . Tačiau jis, bent jau man tai tikrai, nėra labai juokingas.

3. 546 dienos naktį ( tai yra prieš pus antros dienos, jei kam neaišku ), maždaug 02.00 - 03.00. Buvo apgauta labai didelė dalis e-sim piliečių. Kaip? Tai susiję su valiutos keitykla... Visą laiką, kaip daugelis jau žino, už maždaug 0,05 aukso galima gauti 1 litą. Tačiau tuo metu, visos kompanijos staigiai, tarsi susitariusios, pakeitė į 0,5 aukso. Taip aš, robertelis14, praradau apie 15 aukso. Man, kaip naujokui, tai yra nemenka sumelė . Taip "International Monetary Fund", kuria tuo metu rūpinosi gagar (Graikijos pilietis), užsidirbo apie 300 aukso. Neblogai ar ne? Štai kodėl siūlau jums ateityje labiau atkreipti dėmesį į tokius kartais nepastebimus dalykus. Na, bet kaip sakoma, nuo durnumo vaistų nėra .

Taigi, ačiū, kad skaitėte "Robertelio straipsniai" laikraščio straipsnį "Juokingi ir ne tik savaitės įvykiai". Tai prenumeruokite, balsuokite ir viską darykite vienu metu ( The3dvinas frazė ). O kol kas iki, laukiu jūsų komentarų. SĖKMĖS !!!

Pagarbiai, robertelis14 .


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