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新手戰報--關於一個檢手機的故事 (Fun)
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之前高雄世運 我表哥則被從花蓮調到高雄當工作人員,

那時因為他說「ㄟ老弟,高雄夢時代是啥碗糕?」所以我就帶他去夢時代逛逛。
(兩個男人逛夢時代實在不值得一提,所以中間過程省略!)
...
逛完了夢時代,我們騎著我凶狠霸勁的金豪邁125一騎出停車場時
..............就看到前面正要離去的馬尾OL她的NOKIA手機離包出走!
「啪!」手機清脆響亮的摔在地上,
「轟~」OL完全沒發現而騎過路口,


我跟魔戒的熱狗勒斯一樣一個扭腰,就把這支NOKIA從地上撈起來,
但OL似乎是被ROSSI附身,用飛快的速度領先了我們好幾百公尺了!

「追!」表哥指著前方車陣中一枚米粒大的車尾燈大喊。
「哇靠!這樣你也認得出來哪台喔!?」我問。
「廢話!我可是才剛獲縣長表揚過的警察耶!」

...
結果,我們追錯車了

「現在怎麼辦?」
「看看裡面簡訊打給她比較熟的朋友叫他們來領好了」
「等等,到警察局打,這樣比較安全,不會被告說我們盜打!」


※※

結果我腳才剛跨進警察局,手機響了!

※※
(大咪來電!)

我:「為↑~」
大咪:「呃...?(驚),你哪位?是文文的男朋友嗎?」

我:「不,我不是,我在路上撿到這支手機」
大咪:「喔...」

大咪:「 那...」

大咪:「你可以叫文文來聽嗎?」
...!!!
(...=口=)! 可能的話我也想啊!這位同學!!)
我:「呃...我不知道文文是誰,這隻手機是撿到的,你可以連絡她叫她來中正路這邊的警察局領嗎?」
大咪:「喔好! (掛斷)」

※※

好!這樣事情就解決了!又做了一件善事心情真愉快!

就在此時,手機又響了!

(大咪來電)
我:「...(接聽)」
大咪:「ㄟ文文,你手機掉了,人家說送到中正分局叫妳去拿啦」



我:「...她手機掉了妳打她手機怎麼找的到...?」
大咪:「對吼,抱歉抱歉 (掛斷)」

※※
不一會兒
(大咪來電)
...
我:「...(接聽)」
大咪:「對不起我不知道怎麼連絡她... O___Q」
靠!妳們真的是朋友嗎? =口=) !!!
我:「...行了行了,我再想辦法... = =」



※※

然後我按開了收件夾,看看有沒有哪通簡訊看起來比較親密的,
一按開就看到一整排的「哈妮」...害我一瞬間看不清楚螢幕...
我:「...(撥打)」
男子:「哈妮,什麼事?」
我:「我不是你哈妮,你哈妮手機掉了,請你通知她到中正分局這邊領」
男子:「喔好,謝謝」
...
過沒三秒
(哈妮 來電)


... 我連接都不想接了...
男子:「哈妮,剛剛有個聲音聽起來好粗好粗的人說妳手機掉了叫妳去領喔~」
我:「聲音好粗好粗真是對不起,請你連絡她叫她打這支手機好嗎?」
男子:「喔好,那我打到她家,對不起」

剛剛說謝謝、現在說對不起,你要不要再說一個請就可以湊一套了?
...我覺得我快崩潰了!我只是想當個好人,怎麼會弄到這樣!!??

※※

手機又響了!
(媽咪 來電)
呼~終於有點進展啦!!!


我:「為↑~」
媽咪:「文文阿,剛剛小陳打過來說有人撿到妳手機,叫妳去中正分局領喔」
...
◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣

我:「我就是撿到手機的那個人!!!!!!!!」
我高潮了!!但是好人要做就要做到底......
我:「請您等她回來的時候,請她到中正分局這邊領好嗎?謝謝」
媽咪:「喔好」


※※

呼...家人聯絡到了!位置也報了...做到這樣應該夠了吧!!
不過話說回來,這傢伙認識的人怎麼都傻傻笨笨的... = =
...
我跨上車,走人回家!!

然後騎了兩個路口才驚覺我沒有把手機拿進警察局



"原文網址"(可是無名關了阿)
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/kurtsunx/13726111




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