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【娱乐版第一期】马克的致富之路 (Fun)
Posted 10 years ago by
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今天,我们要来说一个富有寓意的故事。
是屌丝 makeinu 试图逆袭,摇身变成土豪,
这样一个使人激动又扣人心弦的热血故事。

事情的开始很简单。亲爱的马克先生拿到一个装备,决定开始玩分解合成。
E-Sim 里那么多人靠着买卖装备致富,他一定也办得到的!





可惜,事与愿违。







不过,致富之路哪有那么容易?一点小挫折是理所当然的吧!
于是,马克继续努力!立刻再合成一个 Q5 !





没关系!失败了再分解就是!





同事 KBZ_Dom 已经开始担心他。



不过马克哪是那么容易就认输的!继续合成!





就算是自信满满的马克也稍微被打击到了呢。
不过,马克的信心是大的,是伟大的,他不屈不挠,继续尝试!



然后, KBZ_Dom 想起了先前属性还行的 Q4。
其他人也开始无法置身事外了。





当然马克也想过是不是应该就此停下来,
但是没有人愿意接受他的成果。
不,应该说,当时在线的土豪们不屑买这点东西?





这是现阶段马克先生的成果。





但是马克心里还是纠结啊。
纠结了几分钟,虽然一度放弃,不过还是决定继续!
虽然无法合成了,但是分解总行吧!











这时,就算坚持围观的译者我也忍不住要说话了。
虽然有违职业精神,但是这过程看得我好痛啊。(大雾)





不过,如果这么简单就听劝,马克还是马克吗!
这次!总算!总算!有结果出来了!
事情一告段落。













然后,某个关键人物出现了。







然后,译者得知了一个惊人的消息!Σ ( ゚д ゚ ; )



钱居然还不是自己的吗!马克!你!厉害!▽ o ・ ェ ・ o ▽

然后,恶魔的呢喃开始了。V ( = ^ ・ ω ・ ^ = ) v











马克显然没注意看 Ycjin 说了什么。
于是,马克继续踏上令人振奋的冒险的道路!V ( = ^ ・ ω ・ ^ = ) v









接下来,是自暴自弃的,坏掉的 makeinu 桑。
就算是恶魔 Ycjin 也感动到流泪了。( つ д ⊂ )













众人的反应。











这时候,亲爱的 makeinu 终于认清了一个事实。



然后,这才是 Ycjin 的真正目的吧。





做一个最后的确认,考虑如何为勇敢的马克送别。
还有接下来马克该何去何从。
这时候的 yggdra 是不是稍微叹了一口气呢。( メ ・ ん ・ )









总结:



然后,另一个惊人的事实!( つ д ⊂ )





马克你这么屌,你父母知道吗?( つ д ⊂ )
说实在的,这个不上报都觉得对不起人了。









散会~





最后,马克吸取了这次的教训...... 才怪!
就算是 Ycjin 也不得不吐槽了。





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这个故事告诉我们:

1. 不作死就不会死,为什么就是不懂。
2. 千万不要被赌徒心理牵着走。
3. 要小心恶魔的呢喃。该停的时候就要紧急刹车。
4. 绝对不要妄想自己有靠合成分解装备来赚钱的人品。
5. 军团里哪些人拥有权限要注意。就算是军团长也一样。

于是,負け犬(make inu,败犬)激励人心的故事就到此结束。
谢谢大家耐心看到现在。( o  ̄ ∇  ̄ o ) ♪

最后来一个小小的题外小剧场。( づ 。 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 。 ) づ





于是,让我们为亲爱的、活该孤独一生的、恶魔 Ycjin 送行。【笑】

然后,请让我在上面的总结里加上一个:

6. 恶有恶报。desu。( づ 。 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 。 ) づ



Att.,
rakesh16

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DAY 564 EDIT:

基友一生一起走,那些日子不再有~
一句话,一被子,一生情,一杯酒~

事后几小时,教育部里的基友们: KBZ_Dom zfy
看着可怜的 makeinu ,自愿安慰他,一起跳坑陪他。
好基友,要作死,就一起死!

于是...





















作死失败!ヽ ( * ´ ∀ ` ) ノ
不不不,我才没有故意再刺激败犬君一次呢。嗯嗯。
好基友不给力(太给力?)不是任何人的错啊。( ` ・ ∀ ・ ´ )



Att.,
rakesh16

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