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طنزینه:شعر طنز1 (Political)
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خلیل جوادیظلم محض

آیا موافقی لبت از هم جدا شود؟

لبخند می زنی که دلم باز وا شود؟



جا هست در دلت بنشینم؟ اجازه هست؟

می گویی آن غریبه که آنجاست، پا شود؟



این رسم عاشقی است؟ که هر لحظه، هر کسی

از هر کجا رسیدبه قلب تو، جا شود؟



با اخم روی زخم دل من نمک نپاش

انصاف نیست عاشق زخمی رها شود



من زخم خورده ی دل سنگ خودِ تو ام

این زخم ها به دست تو باید دوا شود



پیش خودت خیال نکردی که ممکن است-

این ظلم محض، باعث قهر خدا شود؟


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عید می آید و اجناس گران خواهد شد



قیمت میوه و شیرینی و آجیل و لباس

باز سرویس گر فک و دهان خواهد شد



همسرم چند ورق لیست به من خواهد داد

و سرا پای وجودم نگران خواهد شد



می زنم ساز مخالف دو سه روزی اما

عاقبت هرچه که او گفت همان خواهد شد



می رسد مرحله ی سخت و نفس گیر خرید

نوبت گند ترین کار جهان خواهد شد



کل عیدی و حقوقم به شبی خواهد رفت

بر سر جیب بغل ،فاتحه خوان باید شد



یک الف آدم و یک عائله آنهم پر خرج

وقت فرسودن اعصاب و روان خواهد شد



پول را با علف خرس یکی می دانند

فکر کردید که منطق سرشان خواهد شد



هانیه نعره بر آرد که ندارم مانتو

کامران از پی او تیز دوان خواهد شد



که پدر کفش و کت و پیرهنی می خواهم

بعد از او نسترنم مرثیه خوان خواهد شد



سام هم لنگه ی جوراب به پا می گوید

شستم از پنجه اش امسال عیان خواهد شد



قیمت پسته به قلب من ِآسیب پذیر

باز هم وای که آسیب رسان خواهد شد



زیر بازارچه با قیمت ماهی یا گوشت

آسمان دور سرم پُر دَ وَران خواهد شد



مغز گردو شده مانند طلا مثقا لی

مغزم از قیمت آن سوت کشان خواهد شد



کمرم گشت که در خانه تکانی سرویس

حالیا نوبت این فک و دهان خواهد شد

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[center]دانشجو

خوشا آنان که دانشجـــــــــــو ندارند

دوتا اینــــــسو دوتا آنــــــسو ندارند

که از شهریه ها غمــــــــــباد گیرند

چو پولـــــــی تا نوک پــــارو ندارند

هر آن کس را که دیدی هست دلشاد

بدور از نالــــــــــــه و اندوه و فریــاد

بـدان فرزنـد ایشان نیــــست راهـــی

پـدرجـان ، سوی دانشـــــــــگاه آزاد

غـــــذایش را بجــــــــز کوکو ندیـــدم

به زیر پاش یک زیلـــــــو ندیـــــــدم

درون خانـه اش را هرچه گشــــــتم

به غیـر از پنـــــــــج دانشـجو ندیــدم


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