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獨秀社『黨主席選舉四爆!!!』十號刊 (Political)
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日前發表了一系列黨主席的報導。獨秀社今日早上本來就要再爆一個重大的事件,不料被某些人威脅不準刊登,否則後果自負,小編冒著生命危險,提筆再寫,為了就是為了公民的權益。本想先泡個溫泉再派報,不過我家溫泉降溫,溫度不夠,還是算了..

到截稿前,有重大的事件發生,且匪夷所思的戲碼正在上演。

『Black lotus』出現了4位候選人,分別為 shengfai s25874111 Despodov graduate ,這四位,有的身家破億、有的富可敵國、有的社會聲望高、有的有小三。幸好這些 shengfai 都沒有,小腹微凸倒是有.. 現在此黨正處於春秋戰國時代,為了黨魁選舉,刀刀見骨、互揭瘡疤,選舉過後,這些傷痕有辦法重新彌補起來嗎?其中 Despodov 就是上文暗指富可敵國的那一位,借了55g的黃金給 wwwwwwwww ,更借給了另外一名候選人 graduate 75g的黃金,上演了債主跟欠錢的擂台戰,但不過有人懷疑這是在打假球,是為了讓 shengfai 在這次選舉中可以完全的被邊緣化,上層政治人物玩的權力鬥爭戲碼真是令人冒出冷汗,而被訪問這事件的總統先生 s52146214 含淚表示,本政黨不是一個善於鬥爭的政黨,並且在受訪後,直奔 shengfai 寓所獻上真誠流露的擁抱。而 shengfai 本來要很認真的回應他,想加以『抱擊』,不過在發現記者在後面偷拍的時候, shengfai 在鏡頭前表現的有些不自然,而後則大跳謝金燕的『姐姐』來化解尷尬,不然傳出去又會被說有斷袖之情。

而先前被呼籲退選的 graduate 被問到要不要退選,他跳針避答:『完全沒有答案、完全沒有答案,完全沒有答案』,民調高漲的 shengfai 表示,如果有幸當選黨主席,會建請總統聘任 graduate 擔任我中華民國國防部的最高檢察總長。而 s25874111 主張協商,不過他的中立立場讓基層黨員頗有微詞,揚言要丟他鞋子,讓他如願得到扎扎實實的『鞋傷』。

不過話說回來,本報社將全力支持 shengfai 來選黨主席,因為他清廉、有魄力、有長相、有大頭症。如果物美價廉的候選人,小編支持到底!!!也希望『Black Lotus』黨的黨員可以惠賜一票 .... 但給人印象一向溫文恭儉讓的 shengfai 說如果沒有當選就會提起『選舉無效之訴』..?!我獨秀社為了表示我的誠意,已于方才捐贈0.2g黃金給 shengfai 作為黨主席選舉的政治獻金。

『AKB48 Group』前國會議員 TW_Jimmy 先前傳出也即將要宣布參選黨主席,當大家議論紛紛、報社不敢踢爆的同時,卻遭到嚴重的指控,有人私下不願具名的爆料, TW_Jimmy 這位政壇明星,跟一位網路名稱叫做『pet1468』對話, TW_Jimmy 則化身為『mypiner』公開談情說愛,pet1468問mypiner說有沒有想我啊,mypiner回答:『沒有!我有小豬了』,到底小豬是誰,是不是紅極一時的『Nicole』?是否為應召女郎?到目前為止尚未得到證實。而且當中還提到封口費!真是齷齪!怎麼可以因為自己的醜聞對一個女人下達封口令?那女人的未來伴侶怎麼辦,在床上只能『封口避含』真是下流.. 不過相信因為此事件 TW_Jimmy 已經無力回天,無法回頭在政壇上叱咤風雲..

外傳獨秀社拿了 shengfai 100億新台幣,來幫助shengfei選舉,讓他有大量的曝光率。在這邊總編輯要大聲疾呼『冤枉啊!!!』 哪有100億這麼多... 不過總編輯還是力挺到底,已經預定於15日投票完後,遠赴美國,神隱閉關9天,暫時躲避風頭.

其他政黨的主席候選人[citizen]Anson/citizen]、 onlelonely xChenGx KOKA_Fake Slayers 依然保持緘默,因為怕重蹈 poiuwu 覆轍,再度上演失言風波。有如被下了封口令,不過被誰嚇阻了,沒人敢大膽預測。

3/15 是投票日 大家記得投票!

~獨秀社~實質監督~黨魁選舉~點出問題~一起改善~承擔責任~


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