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Vicevi :D (Fun)
Posted 10 years ago by
HrvatskiVitez    
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Pozdrav radni narode. Evo malo viceva da se bar malo razveselite.

ovaj vrijedi i za e-sim
Došao čovjek na glasovanje. Kada je obavio glasovanje, kaže ljudima iz komisije da mu daju stolicu da sjedne.
- Zašto? Nije vam dobro?
- Dobro mi je, samo sam htio sačekati oca da dođe na glasovanje.
- Pa doći će vam otac kući, nakon glasovanja.
- On ne dolazi kući već 10 godina, jer je umro, ali redovno izlazi na izbore, pa rekoh da ga vidim....


Padne mali Ciga u more i počne vikati:
-Ne umem da se kupam, ne umem da se kupam!!!!


Pita Mujo Hasu:
-Jeli bolan štas ti uzo svojoj Fati za osmi mart(dan žena)
-Pa uzo sam joj 100 maraka iz novčanika-odgovori Haso

Došao bogatiji student na ispit na fakultetu i profesor mu postavi pitanje:
- Gdje su bačene prve atomske bombe?
Ovaj nema pojma i plati profesoru 500 Eura…i naravno prođe…
Sutradan dolazi siromašni student na taj isti ispit.
- Gdje su bačene prve atomske bombe?
- Na Hirošimu i Nagasaki.
- Kada?
- 1945.
-Koliko je ljudi poginulo?
- Tri milijuna.
- Imena kolega, dajte mi imena…!


- Bako, gdje je tata?
- U drugoj sobi je. Ima problema s triperom i ne može pronaći rastvor!
Tata dobacuje iz druge sobe:
- Neee, imam problema s twitterom i ne mogu pronaći password!


Policajac zaustavi auto iz kojeg izlazi vozač pijan kao deva.
Vozač: “Gdje sam ja to?”
Policajac: “Vozačku i prometnu molim!”
Vozač: “Ali gdje sam ja to?”
Policajac: “Znate li vi tko sam ja?”
Vozač: “Sve je otišlo u kurac!”
Policajac: “Molim…?”
Vozač: “Pa ja ne znam gdje sam, a ti ne znaš tko si!”

Sudeći po računima za komunalije, iz moje pipe teče mineralna voda, smeće odvoze u limuzini, portafon mi je u roamingu, a ulicu čisti Ronaldo!

Toliko za danas.
LP

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In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

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