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愚人节,做十二次愚人 (Event related)
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我知道你四月份都干嘛:

1.呆在家里看看美剧,造成自己很international(国际化)的幻觉。
2.去网吧打打LOL,为德玛西亚的撅起冲锋陷阵大呼小叫。
3当然,在这一个叫春的季节里你不会老呆在室内,一定还会打着郊游的名号在花草掩映下偷看美女刚刚漏出的大腿,顺便吟颂几句串了词的古诗彰显自己对民族文化的领悟。
4. 标榜着“我是吃货”或者“女汉子”,去一个你以为很隐藏的餐馆里 “测评美食”,然后发照片造成一种 “看我这样有身份的人也能去脏馆子与民同乐” 的幻象。所以承认吧,你的四月并没那么精彩和狂野。

四月是以愚人节开始的。愚人不是蠢人,聪明人不是褒义。中国人的聪明把一切都搞成政治和江湖,泯灭人性和美好。春天就应该是一个让我们返璞归真、纯粹做人的季节,四月就应该是一个摒弃“聪明”,做一个守规则重承诺的愚人的月份。
头脑风暴能把人急出翔来,好在我们还是端出了十二盘热乎乎的愚人菜品。愚人节,每天做一件愚但是不蠢的事。即便你已经完全皈依了中华权术和谋略,一时半会”愚“不起来,也请你在看《厚黑学》的间隙拿出时间来玩一玩,贵派还有一句话叫“精明的最高境界是厚道”。我们一起且做且看,且行且珍惜。


这十二件事情,我们每周亲身做三件,定期向大家汇报。

第一件: 今天来了公司别再一会聊QQ,一会去茶水间,也别再厕所里一蹲就是半天,把尽量多的时间放在工作上。
第二件:十个人里九个应该都买过盗版书,你扒拉出两本来,把它换成相同版本的正版图书。如果你是没买过的,就把你家的电脑系统换成正版的。都不用买盗版书的你应该有这个经济能力。
第三件: 你和朋友吃饭,一定有一个人老买单吧。把他叫出来,这次你请客,别太寒碜。
第四件: 相信今天自己看到和听到的一切。哪怕是装的。
第五件:控制自己,在24小时之内不去批评任何人和任何事。
第六件:今天不用手机。假想回到没有手机的年代,正常过一天。
第七件:今天要等绿灯再过马路,我要等的惬意,一点不着急,没车也等。
第八件:今天尽量节俭,对所有资源都是少用为妙,尤其是卫生纸。
第九件:把以前答应过别人的事,挑一件兑现。
第十件:今天对所有对视的人微笑,被骂神经病后也要接着笑。
第十一件: 在晚上商贩将要收摊的时候,买下他所有没卖出去的东西,如果不能全买,就尽量多买。
第十二件:清明节思考一下人生和死亡,去殡仪馆或者坟地转转。写下你的感悟。

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