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你好Echina!今天我为你骄傲!!! (Military)
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作为非著名反动集团头目大卫杜的黑集团一份子,俺们这帮生肖的小喽啰整天过着打劫抢章的非人生活。愁眉苦脸滴蹲点抢章,屁颠屁颠滴论坛报备,喜闻乐见每一天。

可是自从day582,EC北上俄罗斯,东进乌克兰,启动东欧绞肉机的IT大战 以后,俺们平静的幸(悲)福(催)小日子被打断了。

早上,大卫杜哼着不着调的十八摸,拿着2页破纸片,皮肉乱颤滴对着俺们哼哼:“你们这帮光吃饭不干活的基佬们,今天的任务是去西伯利亚跟乌克兰人比赛养猪,现在老毛子已经养了2头花猪,你们必须速度养出8头黑猪,而且不能再让老毛子养出更多的猪,多一头少一头后果自负!”



俺们这群穷屌只好打了个飞的,去西伯利亚那个鸟不拉屎的破地儿去养猪了……



以上情节纯属虚构,如有雷同请找 daviddu 大卫杜追究相关法律责任。

好吧,扯淡归扯淡,任务必须完成。


今天的西伯利亚对其他人来说大致就是个抢章无聊场,但是对于中国来说却是一个锁喉关键场,绝不容有失,不怕一万就怕万一。

为了保证西伯利亚的畅通,为了保证晚上总攻西俄高麦的实现,国防部命令生肖Zodica、KDS和中国空军三个军团驻扎该处。



在我们的白天场优势下,比分已扳至3:2,时间转到西伯利亚的第一个下午场, ivenhugo 在群内召集大家看场。



此时俺看到了一个以前基本不会出现的一幕:


T5:时刻ivenhugo开始召集;
T4:在线围观人群;
T3:SB冲上来打了144K,
T2:再无任何动静,全场沉默,直至最终……

只要是个抢章党都知道,打爆144K需要多少时间,更何况墙高近3M,中国在线5人(我知道的生肖起码占了4个)中有大半的专业抢章狼。

这幅场景让俺恍惚间以为到了德国,因为蜗牛在军团的工作地点就是常驻德国。在德国,俺常常能看到某个本土战场上一边整齐排列了3个德国战士,而另一边只有1,2人稀稀拉拉乱开了几枪,但是直至最后时刻,也不会有一个德国人去打反几枪捞一个BH。最开始的俺很不理解这种“傻帽”行为,有便宜不占那不是作孽嘛。但是时间久了,俺愈发明白为什么一个人口不过200,在线活跃玩家少的可怜的德国,为何能在欧洲腹地屹立不倒的原因。

也许你可以击败他,你可以占领他的土地,但是永远不要指望能征服他。

想象一下吧,如果你常常看到这样的战斗场景,看到对方如此多的战士默默滴执行着自己的任务,死死的牢记自身的使命,无一人贪墨开小差占小便宜,你会不会不由自主地产生一种无力和绝望感呢……

对很多人来说,抢章是一种生活一种乐趣,一个专业的抢章党,可以飞速选定合适的战场秒切BH,甚至可以在异地战场肆意combo,但是最终,他也可以在祖国的核心战场牢牢控场,视BH为废纸。

蜗牛发报纸之时,西伯利亚已经守卫成功,后面的几局被猛男扎堆的KDS军团以及中国空军轻松控场, sunshine15 , kds_elai , zfrank , swc0339 等诸多硬汉轮流上阵轻松完成任务。

在此期间,薄大大曾桑心的给俺说:“我BUFF到8点,因此坐守西伯利亚啦,团里其他人都准备晚上撸高麦。。。我无缘参加啦”。 薄大莫桑心,后面的硬仗多得是呢。

追加报导:强大的革命军勇士


给各位革命军勇士说声抱歉,在俺当时写报纸那会,西俄高麦战才刚刚启动,蜗牛当时匆匆瞥了一眼,发现首局烈度不高,就没太关注,继续打报纸草稿了。刚才注意到咱革命军打出了令人拍案叫绝的经典之战:




如果单看clutch的表现,貌似并没有啥特别一提的,但是请诸君留意前10名的输出量。在BH章的 waterwalker 只有区区1.9M的前提下,前10名输出非常接近,总计居然打出了近26M的伤害,叹为观止。

虽然没有亲自看到当时的过程,但是可以想象,保守估计这26M伤害90%以上,基本上都会是在T2之后集团爆发的结果。这样的经典战役让所有曾经目睹过中印之战的国民完全无法想象……

从这一经典战例,俺们欣喜滴看到了一直逐渐成熟的、强大的以及具备卓越控制力的革命军。也可以想象到全体革命军为此战做了多么充分和周密的准备工作和站前动员。我想无论结果如何,革命军今天这种精彩表演无疑会极大的鼓舞Echian的所有玩家,发自内心的为你们喝彩!

我想,一定还有很多蜗牛未曾注意到的国内军团,在今天也有着优异的表现。

俺必须要在此向坚守岗位的各位猛士致敬……

你好 革命军!
你好 生肖!
你好 KDS!
你好 中国空军!
你好 所有中国军团的勇士们!
你好 Echina 中国!
今天我为你骄傲!!!




再追加特讯:东方红,太阳升,中国出了个杜钩钩!




俺们家的反动头子大卫杜,摇身一变,已然从黑社会老鸨擢升为腐败高官,特通知大家看好随身物品,谨防有失!

中国雄起!!!

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