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大家好，我是
虽然还只是第一期，不过欢迎订阅 西瓜报 的说。
本人和某人半点关系也没有，也没打算让某莫名其妙的报纸复刊。
西瓜报的定位很随便，想到什么说什么，想写时写，不想写时放置。
这样的介绍应该差不多了吧。那么我们进入正题。
立陶宛新人潮预定！
立陶宛在 Facebook（脸书）上开始招人了。
E-Sim 官方给立陶宛制造的 Baby Boom（新人潮）哦～
大家注意。大家注意。嗯。
因为立陶宛代表写的太正确了，翻译姬感觉好轻松。
还是看不懂？好吧好吧，咱随便写写中文版。
这是一个你必须试试看的，很棒的网游！你可以成为任何人：一个政治家、一个经济人、一个勇敢为国捐躯的战士！你是否梦想过自己是一个征服并随意主宰俄罗斯和中国的国家的一份子？立陶宛已经做到了哦！过来一起制造一个强大的立陶宛帝国，一起征服世界吧！快来创造历史！
原来俄罗斯和中国早已在立陶宛的统治之下啊！咱都不知道呢！
一直觉得中国囧统好可疑，果然是这样的吗！
所以大家不要被骗了！
如此辉煌的战绩，都只是自导自演！
还是说，这是内战？！
说起来我们伟大的立陶宛囧统才被补了两次刀，
议员桑想弹劾他呢。没成功究竟是福是祸呢？
Meanwhile in 立陶宛
议员A：
弹劾囧统！弹劾囧统！
议员B：
给我钱钱我就投赞成。
议员C：
虽然我是教育部的，不过好像很好玩的样子，赞成吧。
国民A：
打！打死波波！倾家荡产打死他丫的波波！
国民B：
楼上的，SC 低价卖我吧！我给你枪！
国民C：
呼叫援军！援军！妈呀援军在哪？！
国民D：
要～灭～国～啦～！
议员D：
说起来，灭国了，弹劾就容易了。这里先点 NO 吧。
囧统：
敌人犯规！敌人犯规！
阿德民：
Shut up and read the rules。
囧统：
至少 BB 给力点吧！有钱了咱还要这鬼地方干嘛！
新人A：
.........
Meanwhile in 中国
土豪A：
Q5枪怎么那么少啊！快来Q5枪啊！
奸商A：
拿下高麦以后，把税.........
土豪B：
立陶宛来跟我比烧钱啊～
抢章党A：
简直天国～！
抢章党B：
唉，这是第几次设闹钟了来着？
屌丝A：
芬兰～芬兰～芬兰美女～
屌丝B：
楼上的，多一个敌人很好玩？
屌丝C：
四月一日结束了，没人告白啦～！
屌丝D：
诶诶诶诶诶诶！天朝有GO了？！
屌丝E：
为什么游戏又进不去了？！
新人A：
.........
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【DAY 591】战后的立陶宛 (10 years ago)
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
