Esim - [-派包-]粗大事了!! DoW to Illuminati, Trinity, Hansa, UN, Pirma, Delta, Legacy, WTF, Whatever !!!
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[-派包-]粗大事了!! DoW to Illuminati, Trinity, Hansa, UN, Pirma, Delta, Legacy, WTF, Whatever !!! (Political)
Posted 10 years ago by
nye9999    
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I, as the supreme commander of

GPU - ( Global Panda Union)


hereby


DoW to Illuminati, Trinity, Hansa, UN, Pirma, Delta, Legacy, WTF, Whatever


with my sacred ally- Angry bird alliance & Flappy bird association. (who cares ...)

Because obviously everybody just ignored my special offer to Trinity in below article:

I even exempt 9999999 G entry fee !!!

(as well as my awesome Q6 scope auction spam !!! only 90G, can u believe it ???)

(WTF?? for sure you should pay attention to comments below, now go back & read again!)
My offer is only valid for 24 hours & now u just leave me no other choice!

Forget ur meaningless tournament, I & my invincible army is coming for ya.



Of course, We do all kinds of exercise & relaxation to maintain our fighting skill.



However, sh*t happens. Sometimes we may fail & being totally f*cked.



But it's always refreshing to be with ladies.




Now feel the roar of angry pandas!




And do not forget to V+S the official GPU newspaper.
Panda Express

You will be forgiven & not ****ed up by my armed forces !!!



Now u r required to learn some Chinese (Otherwise u will still be scr*wed by Angry Paaaaaandaaaas !!!)

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粗大事了,E-SIM最神秘的组织 - 国际熊猫联盟 (国熊联 GPU),正式向I盟,T盟宣战了 !

当然还有其忠实盟友 - 愤怒小鸟和振翅小鸟联合会(这些不重要)

原因很明显:
居然无人回应GPU最高指挥官nye9999在以下文章中给Trinity高层的接收入盟的提案!
要仔细看下面回复
(当然还有他狂叼酷炸天的Q6眼镜拍卖小广告,最后只拍出可怜的90G,难以置信!)
恭喜lms880522

而且 nye9999 甚至史无前例的免除了9999999G的入会费用!!!

(啥?没看见?在下面的评论回复里仔细再看一遍!)

这份特提案有效期只有24小时,现在最高指挥官别无选择了!

忘掉你们无聊的世界杯吧, nye9999 和他的无敌大军冲你们开过来了。

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当然了,没事的时候我们做各种训练和休闲项目来维持状态。
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偶尔也难免有倒霉的时候,我们也会被别人操翻。
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但跟美女们小聚一下总能让我们立刻原地复活。
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现在,感受熊猫们的怒火,颤抖吧!
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最后别忘了V+S国际熊猫联盟(国熊联)官方报纸 -
熊猫快线 Panda Express

留言V数字+S数字,你将被赦免不会被熊猫大军
爆菊

前100位中国公民还有2Q1枪+1随机包子的奖励。(那啥,国熊联的资金还不充裕,指挥官继续求包养中)

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Supreme Commander of GPU
nye9999
Black & White rules !!!

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