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2 Dalis. Smagus Pasisedėjimas su E-Sim Kiečiausiais ;) (Political)
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Pas mus apsilankyti sutiko iš zonos neseniai sugrįžęs vyras. Prisvilęs, bet nenusvilęs. Verslo karaliumi tituluojamas- ansisLTd.


Žurnalistas: -Sveiki atvykę.
ansisLTd: -Labas vakaras.
Žurnalistas: -Neseniai karo pasaulyje pasklido žinia, kad jūs šiek tiek pasukčiavote ;D. Kaip pakomentuosite?
ansisLtd: -Daug nekomentuosiu, nes apie tai rašiau savo sugrįžimo straipsnyje. Taip pasukčiavau, nes užvaldė velnias. Patariu niekam nesukčiauti, nes nukentėsite!
Žurnalistas: -Kaip jum pavyko užsitarnauti „Verslo karaliaus“ vardą?
asnisLTd: -Tiesiog gal darbu ir kantrybe pavyko pasiekti to ko pasiekiau . Man idomiausia šio žaidmo dalis yra verslas. Securoje jau lošiu apie metus, pirmus pusę metų išvis tik versle ir dalyvavau, tik vėliau ėjau į politiką ir kitas aktyvias veiklas.
Žurnalistas; -Ką patarsite skaitytojams šiame žaidime, norintiems tapti gerais ir stipriais verslininkais?
ansisLTd: -Svarbiausia sklandžiai bendrauti su investuotojais ir pamažu tobulėti. Daugumos naujokų klaida yra noras viską pasiekti greitai. Taip neišsiaiškinę sistemos, nemažai žmonių bankrutavo.... pažiūrėkit kiek akcinių bendrovių stovi nenaudojamos....
Žurnalistas: -Visų klausiau, tai paklausiu ir jūsų. Ar mėgstate humorą? Ką jis gero duoda žmonėm?
ansisLTd: -Labai mėgstu humorą! Humoras manau yra būtinas visose gyvenimo srityse, taip labiau visi atsipalaiduoja.
Žurnalistas: -Prašyčiau jūsų pasidalinti vienu jums įdomiausiu anekdotu.
ansisLTd: -Daug gerų juokelių yra, bet čia toks trumpas: Kuo žydas skiriasi nuo anglo? Anglas išeina neatsisveikinęs, o žydas atsisveikina, bet neišeina. D

Mūsų laikraštyje pabuvoti neatsisakė, net pats Chuck Norris antros eilės pusbrolis, kiečiausias adminas iš Lietuvos- justaxass.


Žurnalistas: -Labas vakaras.
justaxass: -Sveiki.
Žurnalistas: -Kaip jums pavyko tapti adminu? Gal turite pažystamų ar giminių iš viršaus?
justaxass: -Adminu tapau, kai juos rinko tuometinis GOA, lietuvis Bato Ūsai. Manau jam tiesiog atsibodo staff channeli su serbais ir Indais sėdėt tai lietuvį pasiėmė į kompaniją.
Žurnalistas: -Ar daug sukčių yra Lietuvoje? Ir ar daug tenka užblokuoti?
justaxass: -Pasitaiko, pasitaiko, nors pas lietuvius daugiau problemų su elgesiu.
Žurnalistas: -Pažeidimai smulkūs, ar rimti?
justaxass: -Įvairūs. Dažniausiai smulkūs.
Žurnalistas: -Gerai, nuo sukčiavimo pereikime prie humoro. Ar jum patinka humoras?
justaxass: -Aišku, kad patinka, smagu kai kažkas pakelia nuotaiką, liūdną dieną, ir šiaip mėgstu pasijuokt.
Žurnalistas: -Mums būtų garbė išgirsti jūsų anekdotą.
justaxass: -Deja nemoku anekdotų, dabar bėgt į internetą ieškot irgi kažkaip nemandagu
Žurnalistas: -Neatsimenate, nė vieno trumpo iš vaikystės?
justaxass: -Nors iš vaikystės vieną atsimenu:
Vyras kalbasi su dievu :
-Dieve kas tau yra 1000 metų?
-Viena minutė sūnau.
-O kas tau yra milijonas litų?
-Tik menka moneta.
-Ar galėtum man duoti moneta tėve?
-Palauk minutėlę sūnau.

Taigi artėjam jau į pabaigą, bet liko dar vienas pašnekovas. Šiandien pas mus laikraštyje svečiuojasi svečias iš kaimyninės šalies. Galingiausias Lenkijos karys-Esper93.


Žurnalistas: -Hello, nice to meet you.
Esper93: -Nice to meet you too.
Žurnalistas: -How are you? What you think about Lithuania?
Esper93: -Fine, thanks. It's a great country with good military units.
Žurnalistas: -Between Poland and Lithuania are fire flared up. Why do you think about that? Is it possible to stop?
Esper93: -Too many people take this game seriously, is just a game and we should have fun. Yes, we can stop it if we chill out.
Žurnalistas: -You're the best Polish soldier. Was it hard to achieve this status?
Esper93: -I'm the best Polish soldier in XP, but it was hard to fight every day for almost 600 days.
Žurnalistas: -What you suggest for beginners to become such as good as you?
Esper93: -Try to train, work and fight every day.
Žurnalistas: -Ok, our theme associated with a sense of humor, so you love the humor? What style?
Esper93: -Yes I love the humor, I like jokes and funny videos.
Žurnalistas: -Please, share your one of the favorite joke.
Esper93: -A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house.


Štai ir baigėm pokalbį, kurio metu pakalbėjome rimtai ir pajuokavome. Man buvo malonu mūsų laikraštyje pamatyti ir pakalbinti žaidime garsias ikonas.
Nepamirškite vieno, kad ir kaip blogai būtų, kad ir kiek tamsos gyvenime yra, šviesos spindulėlis visada yra, jums reikia jį tik ištraukti iš gilios skrynios, kuri yra paslėpta jumyse.



Ačiū už dėmesį!!!



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