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Al mirar esos ojos rojos bañados en sangre, no pude evitar temblar, ¿qué era aquello?, no era humano. Corrí semidesnudo por la avenida, siendo asediado por semejante ser. ¿Qué era aquella cosa? ¿qué es lo que quería de mí? no podía saberlo, así que solo corrí con los pezones erectos por el frío.
Luego de un rato sorteandome las calles, logré perder de vista a la criatura, por lo que me refugié dentro de lo que parecía un almacén de objetos sexuales. "Oh por Zeus, ¿quien demonios compraría esto?", pensé para mi mismo al ver un enorme pene de plástico con la foto de Calo sobre unas cajas.
No presté mucha atención al contenido del lugar, así que solo me dirigí hacia el fondo del almacén y me recosté de unas cajas. "El te ha encontrado", escuché una voz dentro de mi cabeza. Miré hacia mi alrededor sobresaltado, pero no logré ver a nadie. "El vendrá, y tratará de corromperte, solo una cosa puede detenerlo".
Desesperado, corrí por el almacén hasta la puerta trasera del mismo, pero terrible fue mi sorpresa que al abrirla, ahí estaba, con sus ojos rojos y una expresión tan macabra ":V"(:V). Retrocedí paso por paso, mientras el avanzaba hacia mi como una sombra. "Mierda Mooncy, deja de pensar en porno y piensa en algo útil", me dije para mi mismo antes de sentir mi espalda contra la pared.
"Este es el final", me dije para mis adentros y cerré los ojos, esperando la llegada de lo que seguro sería una muerte terrible. Pero de pronto un ruido ensordecedor de ladrillos rompiéndose me hizo abrir los ojos. El almacén había sido golpeado por lo que parecía ser una tortilla gigante. Sobre esta tortilla se encontraba
Aproveché la sutiacuón para salir corriendo del almacén, mientras la criatura era golpeada por una tortilla de atún disparada desde la bazooka alemana, que en realidad es rusa, pero que fue aprobada por el congreso alemán al presentar pruebas de la existencia de los marcianos(:v).
De pronto lo recordé, "aún hay una posibilidad". Los estruendos se habían detenido, y sé que
La criatura hizo su aparición en medio de la calle, y en sus manos tenía lo que parecía ser una sartén para freír huevos(pero qué malvado). Le miré a los ojos, y con todas mis fuerzas grité las palabras mágicas "¡MARIK CONSEGUÍ HARINA! :v". De pronto se empezaron a escuchar un montón de pasos que avanzaban a gran velocidad, eran todos los venezolanos que habían salido a hacer cola por la harina, y que durante su estampida, pisotearon a la criatura, dándome el tiempo suficiente para escapar en mi empanada voladora, que yacía oculta detrás de un semáforo inteligente.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
