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Radio neki frizer u nekom gradu u nekoj državi u SAD.
Jednog dana mu dođe cvjećar u radnju i kad ga je ovaj ošišao, cvjećar pita
koliko treba platiti. Frizer odgovori da on to radi iz hobija i da
ne može primiti novac. Cvjećar ode sav sretan. Sutra kad je frizer došao na
posao, našao je pred vratima prekrasan buket od 20 cvjetova.
Drugog dana mu dođe pekar u radnju i kad ga je ovaj ošišao, pekar pita
koliko treba platiti. Frizer odgovori da on to radi iz hobija i da
ne može primiti novac. Pekar ode sav sretan. Sutra kad je frizer došao na
posao, našao je pred vratima kutiju s 20 krafni.
Trećeg dana mu dođe Mujo u radnju. Kad ga je ovaj ošišao, Mujo upita
koliko treba platiti. Frizer odgovori da on to radi iz hobija i da
ne može primiti novac. Mujo ode sav sretan. Sutra kad je frizer došao na
posao, našao je pred vratima 20 Bosanaca koji čekaju na šišanje.
Sjede Mujo i Haso u kavani u Sarajevu i piju, pa nakon pete rakije povedu
razgovor o muško-ženskim odnosima.
Haso ispali: – Meni ti moja Šemsa stalno prigovara da više nema džentlmena
među muškarcima.
Mujo odmahne glavom: – Jok, bolan, nije istina, evo ja neki dan držao Fati
kišobran, da ne pokisne.
Haso zadivljeno upita: – Kada?
Mujo otpije i odgovori: – Kad je mijenjala gumu kod Doboja …
Muškarac ulazi u turističku agenciju…
Muškarac: “Želim otići negdje, ali ne znam gdje.”
Turistički agent: “Cipar, ‘all inclusive’, avionom?”
Muškarac: “Nije sigurno, avioni padaju”.
Turistički agent: “Sunčana Grčka, brodom?”
Muškarac: “Nije sigurno, brodovi tonu”.
Turistički agent: “Autobusom kroz Evropu, specijalna tura za Vas?”
Muškarac: “A što ćemo s nesrećama na putevima?”
Turistički agent: “Onda može ovako: pješačka tura sa seksualnom konotacijom.”
Muškarac: “O, to mi odgovara!”
Turistički agent: “Idi i jebi se!”
Sudac pita Štefa: Jesi li ti prije deset dana ukrao bačvu rakije…?
- Jesam, gospon sudec…!
- Policija je kod tebe našla praznu bačvu. Gdje je rakija…?
- Sem popil, gospon sudec…!
- Pa nisi valjda za deset dana popio cijelu bačvu rakije…?
- A neee, kaj bi… to nisam, gospon sudec, popil sem sam pol…!
- A šta je sa drugom polovicom… ?
- Sem prodal, gospon sudec…!
- Aha, a gdje su novci…?
- Sem ih zapil, gospon sudec…!!!
Stariji gospodin godinama je imao problema sa sluhom. Naposljetku ode liječniku koji mu složenim zahvatom potpuno povrati sluh.
Kad je nakon mjesec dana došao na kontrolu, liječnik mu reče:
- Sluh Vam je gotovo savršen. Vaša obitelj je sigurno jako zadovoljna
zbog toga.
Nisam im uopće rekao. Samo sjedim i slušam što pričaju. Već sam tri puta promijenio oporuku…
Ljudi toliko od mene za danas.
Živjeli!!!!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
