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بچه های باحال (Fun)
Posted 10 years ago by
farshidmotahed    
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شما از آنچه که خود را در آیینه خوشگل میبینید، از آن زشت ترید .
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ستاد اعتماد به سقف سازان کاذب ...
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عمه جان فرار کن .اینا میخوان به ستاد حمله کنن
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یادش بخیر بچه بودیم قایم باشک بازی می کردیم نمیدونم چرا وقتی می رفتیم قایم می شدیم دقیقا همون جا دستشویی مون می گرفت!
از استرس بودا
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ﻣﻦ ﺷﯿﺮﺟﻪ ﺯﺩﻥ ﺭﻭ ﻗﺒﻞ ﺍﺯ ﺍﯾﻨﮑﻪ ﺗﻮ ﺁﺏ ﯾﺎﺩ ﺑﮕﯿﺮﻡ
ﻣﻮﻗﻌﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺭﻭ ﺳﺮ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ ﻭ ﺩﻭﻣﺎﺩ ﭘﻮﻝ ﻣﯿﺮﯾﺨﺘﻦ
ﯾﺎﺩ ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻢ!
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الان 1ساعته میخوام برم دستشویی ولی بابام کمین کرده تو پذیرایی دنباله کسی میگرده که تحلیلشو درباره حمله سوریه بگه !!!
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جذابیت و خوش تیپ بودن
هیچ تفاوتی تو زندگی آدم ایجاد نمیکنه ...
مثلا زندگیِ من الان با شماها چه فرقی داره
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میگن تو دنیا با شادی زندگی کن....
حالا شادی نشد با رویا ...
رویا نشد سپیده ....
سپیده نشد هستی...
اون نشد بالاخره با یکی باید زندگی کنی دیگه، اسمش مهم نیست!!!
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سر سفره شام بودیم برا بابام اس اومد

ﮔﻔﺖ : ﭘﺴﺮ ﺑﺨﻮﻥ ﺑﺒﯿﻨﻢ ﭼﯽ ﻧﻮﺷﺘﻪ

:ﻣﻨﻢ ﺍﻭﻣﺪﻡ ﺧﻮﺩﻡ ﻭ ﻟﻮﺱ ﮐﻨﻢ ﮔﻔﺘﻢ

ﻧﻮﺷﺘﻪ ﻋﺰﯾﺰﻡ سرﺭﺍﻫﺖ ﺩﺍﺭﯼ ﻣﯿﺎﯼ ﯾﻪ

ﻣﺎﯼ ﺑﯿﺒﯽ ﻫﻢ ﺑﺮﺍ ﺑﭽﻪ ﺑﮕﯿﺮ ﺑﻮﺱ ﺑﻮﺱ

ﻋﺎﻗﺎ ﺗﺎ ﻣﺎ ﺍﯾﻨﻮ ﮔﻔﺘﯿﻢ ﻣﺎﻣﺎﻧﻤﻮﻥ ﺑﺎ ﮐﻔﮕﯿﺮ ﮐﻮﺑﯿﺪ ﺗﻮ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺑﺎﺑﺎهه

ﺑﺎﺑﺎم ام ﻧﺎﻣﺮﺩﯼ ﻧﮑﺮﺩ ﺩﯾﺴﻪ ﺑﺮﻧﺞ ﮐﻮﺑﯿﺪ

ﺗﻮ ﺳﺮه ننهه ﯾﻌﻨﯽ ﯾﻪ ﺩﻋﻮﺍﯾﯽ ﺭﺍﻩ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩ ﮐﻪ ﻧﮕﻮ ﻭﻧﭙﺮﺱ

بعد پاشد ﺭﻓﺖ عینکشو بیاره ﺷﻤﺎﺭﻩ ﻃﺮﻓﻪ ﺑﺨﻮﻧﻪ ﺑﺒﯿﻨﻪ ﮐﯽ ﺑﻮﺩﻩ ﺍﺱ ﺩﺍﺩﻩ

منم فرار ﮐﺮﺩﻡ ﺍﺯ دیشب ﺗﻮ ﭘﺎﺭکم

ﻋﺠﺐ ﻫﻮﺍﯾﻪ ﻧﺎﺯیه جاتون خالی

کسی جا خواب سراغ نداره :|
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معتاده به دختره متلک میگه:
چشاش بیشت،لباش بیشت،تیپش بیشت،
دختره بر میگرده میگه:گم شو اشغال
معتاده میگه:انژباط شفر!
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پشت نویسی کارت عروسی غضنفر :
حاج حسنعلی و خانواده محترم ، بجز پسر وسطی یعنی کرمعلی پدرسگ کثافت بی پدرمادر... خاک تو سرتون با اون بچه تربیت کردنتون ، اصلا نمیخواد بیایین
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زندگی مجردی یعنی:
با مایع ظرفشوئی
هم دست و صورتت رو بشوری،هم لباساتو
گاهی هم ظرف ها رو !
دندون رو هنوز امتحان نکردم!
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به اشتراک بگذارید
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