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BATALLA NUMERO 1: Palencia
4 Soldados dirigidos por Ignacio The Weasel intentaron conquistar el pueblo estrategico de palencia. Ventas de Baños.
con soldados llegados desde el manicomio de guantanamo. La batalla fue muy sangrienta, un soldado se cayo cuando el tanque futurista paso un bache. y los otros tres fueron parados por una vieja a bolsazos.
Por suerte conseguimos entrevistar a nuestro comandante Ignacio:
P: Como os han podido parar ?
R: Ese bolso era una arma de destruccion masiva, suerte que hemos conseguido escapar. nuestros soldados estan entrenadisimos, no se como ha podido pasar... Corre Jorge Javier Vazquez, que empieza el salvame!
BATALLA NUMERO 2: ASALTO AL PORTAVIONES BADBO IV AMANTE DE LOS PENES
Los entrenados soldados dirigidos por Franco atacaron el portaviones del gran dictador que tuvo nuestro pais: BADBO IV AMANTE DE LOS PENES III
Por mala suerte las tropas afeminadas no consiguieron el barco, ya que un soldado se rompio la uña. y priorizaron su salud, ante que la victoria.
BATALLA NUMERO 3: Secuestro de Trypanosoma
Los Afeminados Comufachas intentaron secuestrar al Presidente Trypanoesuperhomo, entraron en su casa gracias a su dominio con el ariete, y secuestraron a su perro y a su Tataratataratatartataratataratataratataratatarabuelo. Segun ellos no sabian cual de los dos era el Presidente
BATALLA NUMERO 4: Asalto a la Spain Org
Los soldados dirigidos por Lee-Wang Francisco Franchong, intentaron atacar a el edificio presidencial con un misil ultrapoderso de carton-papel creado por los mendigos mas sucios de las calles mas gays de españa.
BATALLA DE ARTILLERIA NUEMRO 1: ESTADIO JOSE ZORRILLA
Sathya Gai Baba, declaro que el era gay y se unio a los Afeminados para conquistar hezPaña, con sus cañones de artilleria consiguieron suicidarse todos, Sathya se tuvo que rendir y se convirtio en el exclabo de los juegos Trypanoesomo y KICKBAN
BATALLA FINAL: ASALTO A LA M-50
Pelopolla y EidoLOL consiguieron escapar y asaltaron la carretera, se cayeron de boca contra el bordillo, y Zachlon con su motaca los atropello matandolos a lo bestiah.
Cuando Bochazachlon los atropello, grito: P*ta Bida tt, que se me ha crusaoh un sierbo.
MOMENTOS EPICOS DE BATALLA:
El tanque de los Afeminados:
Los lanzamisilies Afeminados poniendo en peligro a las tropas Leales a hezPaña.
LA RENDICION
SERGIOWC no podia mas, asi que se presento delante de Kickban y Trypanoeshomo (los pillo dandose amor con sus rifles), y les hizo un baile sexual para aceptar su rendicion, despues del baile, les metio un lavado mortal a su chorrimanguera que los dejo finos
BONUS TRACK:
Alatriste, te voy a colgar de los pulgares por nasi
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