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Kameňovanie / Stoning (Fun)
Posted 10 years ago by
Dimitru Osraldescu    
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Drahí krajania.

Myslím, že som našiel elegantný spôsob, ako pomôcť e-simu a vyriešiť večný problém s nerovnováhou surovín. Napríklad taký kameň. K čomu je dobrý? Na výrobu defence systems (DS), estates a nemocníc. Nemocnice sa v tejto hre takmer nepoužívajú, DS sú zriedkavé a náročné na výrobu a estates predražené. Kameň a drevo sa celkovo považujú za najzbytočnejšie suroviny a výrazne pokrivkávajú za strategickými ako sú železo, obilie a diamanty.

Určite ste si všimli najnovšie naťahovačky ohľadne dotácií, ktoré rozpútal náš tradičný infant terrible Peto55 , pretože mu štát odmietol vyplatiť dotácie za to, čo odbojoval. Skutočnosť, že bojoval presne proti rozkazom je samozrejme druhoradá, podľa Peťovej logiky si zaslúži dotácie aj keď strieľa po svojich, hľavne, že strieľa!
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Čo má spoločné kameň v e-sime a Peťove frflanie ohľadne dotácií? Je to veľmi jednoduché. Poďme Peťa "ukameňovať"!

Návod:

Každý vezme do rúk jeden kameň a hodí ho po Peťovi. Respektíve - pošle mu ho ako darček. V zmysle starej dobrej biblickej láske k bližnému: Kto do teba frflaním kvôli dotáciám, ty doňho kameňom. Môžme si to odobriť aj ďalším podobným citátom: Kto je bez viny, nech hodí kameňom! A keďže ste bez viny všetci ostatní (nikto iný nefrflal...), berte a hádžte..., či posielajte.


Výhody pre Peta55:

Virtuálne "ukameňovanie" Peťa bude mať hneď niekoľko výhod. Ako sa nám pochválil, práve si kúpil nové BMW.
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A keďže je tu istá pravdepodobnosť, že toto béemvé je podobne virtuálne ako naše kameňovanie, spolu s Wadafakom sme usúdili, že mu tak pri dostatočnom množstve kamenia dáme príležitosť postaviť si pre nové auto garáž.

"Kameňovanie" by predstavovalo náhradu odmietnutých dotácií. Prejavila by sa tak solidarita voči ukrivdenému, ktorý by sa mohol aspoň uspokojiť cenou útechy.

Posledný benefit z "kameňovania" by mohol byť príjemný pacifistický stav všeobjímajúcej lásky, v danom žargóne nazývaný "stoned". Predstavte si hráča Peto55 pohodlne stoned, kedy by miloval celý svet (dokonca aj Maďarov), bil by podľa rozkazov a dotácií by sa zriekol v prospech nováčikov.

No nestojí nám to za vyskúšanie?

PS: V légiách máme ešte 20 kameňov, sú vám plne k dispozícii

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Short English summary:

Well, we have a humble proposal how to solve the resources unequity in e-sim. So for example we could use stones for stoning of annoying players. After enough stoning they´ll get "stoned and peaceful" status. That means their avatar will change into a psychedelic one with flowers and pink fluffy unicorns and they´ll send random inventory items as presents to new players.


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